Fan in San Diego Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Sketch Soland Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Who hasn't wanted to see Winona Ryder do her ping pong ball trick?
The Dean Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Who hasn't wanted to see Winona Ryder do her ping pong ball trick? I believe the "trick" behind the trick, was revealed. no? With that said, I'd like to see it, too.
JimBob2232 Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Only one problem. You will have been with a guy...and although it may sound like what you'd want...the next day you would be a guy again, and know you slept with a dude the other day.
drnykterstein Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Only one problem. You will have been with a guy...and although it may sound like what you'd want...the next day you would be a guy again, and know you slept with a dude the other day.So true.
Buftex Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 So true. You sound as if you speak from experience, no?
The Big Cat Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I believe the "trick" behind the trick, was revealed. no? With that said, I'd like to see it, too. yeah but she didn't miss one.
RU5781 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Ed, can you confirm this? Yawn. You're turning into a mix of crayonz/BF.
DC Tom Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Yawn. You're turning into a mix of crayonz/BF. Count your blessings. At least it wasn't a car joke.
RU5781 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Count your blessings. At least it wasn't a car joke.
cåblelady Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. Eat your hearts out, fellas.
The Dean Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Eat your hearts out, fellas. (Why must I be the one to have to say this?) (OK...here goes...) That's not all we'll eat out, cablebabe. (Yikes!)
Stl Bills Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 (Why must I be the one to have to say this?) (OK...here goes...) That's not all we'll eat out, cablebabe. (Yikes!) And BOOM goes the dynamite!
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