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Attempting to commit suicide every day but not getting it 100% right, only to try again the next day.

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Reminds me of a story, don't remember the specifics anymore. It happened in the mid-80's right about the time I was getting thrown out of SUNY Geneseo.

 

A guy jumps out a 4th story window trying to kill himself, but hits the roof of a parked car. He crawls off, heads back into the building, jumps out the same window, and hits the same car. By then, the cops have come and they take him away in an ambulance.

 

That is being a Bills fan. Same window, same car, week after week.

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Being impressed with someone's spiffy job title of senior technical sanitation engineer, then reality sets in and you realize that in fact they are just scrubbing stevestojan-ers for a living.

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Reminds me of a story, don't remember the specifics anymore.  It happened in the mid-80's right about the time I was getting thrown out of SUNY Geneseo.

 

A guy jumps out a 4th story window trying to kill himself, but hits the roof of a parked car.  He crawls off, heads back into the building, jumps out the same window, and hits the same car.  By then, the cops have come and they take him away in an ambulance.

 

That is being a Bills fan.  Same window, same car, week after week.

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Yes, the guy was from Kenmore, NY Right across the street from Malones bar. He jumped out I beleive the 6th floor of the Kenmore Towers (8 story apartment complex). Ended up with a broken ankle, When the cops showed up one was at the car, the other was following the bloodstains back into the lobby and to the elevator, the one outside heard glass and stepped out of the way as he made his second attempt.

 

That is similar to being a bills fan, just dust yourself off and do it again!!

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Yes, the guy was from Kenmore, NY Right across the street from Malones bar. He jumped out I beleive the 6th  floor of the Kenmore Towers (8 story apartment complex).  Ended up with a broken ankle, When the cops showed up one was at the car, the other was following the bloodstains back into the lobby and to the elevator, the one outside heard glass and stepped out of the way as he made his second attempt.

 

That is similar to being a bills fan, just dust yourself off and do it again!!

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Awesome. Thanks Guffalo. My memories from my short time at Geneseo are spotty at best.

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HAVING AN UGLY MOTHER. SURE SHE'S UGLY, BUT SHE'S STILL YOUR MOTHER AND YOU LOVE HER.  :huh:

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It's like doing the hibity jibity with here. yeah you got some, but you can't tell anyone about it.

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Like doing Carmen Electra from behind while receiving a meatball colonoscopy from Richard Simmons.

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Quitting your job of ten years for a better, higher paying job, only to be laid off within 30 days, and begging for your old job back from the boss you pissed off......

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Like it's the fall of '29 and you're being told 'prosperity is just around the corner'.

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It's like having sex and not being able to orgasm

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