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Owning a Jaguar..........it looks great sitting in the driveway but take it for a drive and it's a piece of stevestojan. It always needs maintenance and repairs.

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Going to a strip club, the dancer approaches you, shows her the goods, you get excited, you think you have a chance at scoring...and then she asks for your money, you give it thinking youll win later, she then leaves you, and she has your money, you are dejected and all you are left with is an empty wallet

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Going to a strip club, the dancer approaches you, shows her the goods, you get excited, you think you have a chance at scoring...and then she asks for your money, you give it thinking youll win later, she then leaves you, and she has your money, you are dejected and all you are left with is an empty wallet

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....and a chub. :w00t:

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...is like the getting hammered and putting the beer-goggles on....the more you drink the better the product is :w00t:

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Maybe a certain coach could blow them back up for you?

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I'd rather a sorority girl. So, how many folks he going to beat up over spelling at this point? 6? 16? Whatever. You guys shouldn't pick on defenseless baby seals so hard. You'll get a nasty reputation and people won't like you.

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...it's like kissing your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

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Is like perpetually being 9 years old. You want to think there's still a Santa Clause, but all your friends tell you 'no way' and you even start to think there's no chance yourself. But its like a "Groundhog Day" version of it. Because every year you turn 9 again, and still have that glimmer of hope that the person bringing you presents is a strange man from an uninhabitable land, and not your drunk uncle.

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Going on a date with a chick you never met before (ie set up). She sends you a picture, looks incredible in it and you think damn I'm getting a hot one tonite. Then you get to the bar/restaurant and she is not the chick in the picture and is not a hottie.

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I was going to say its like drinking too much the night before and waking up next to Miss Piggy.

 

I think everyones vision is blurred before the season starts, and then once the high wears off, we realize we arent that good.

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