ieatcrayonz Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 http://www.michigandaily.com/home/index.cf...19-ead4b17f7f00 Masturbating trespasser booted from frat Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch. While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity. No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired. Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said. When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity. She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left. According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs. "Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people." The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report. Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said. Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident. The fraternity should be put on double secret probation for not videotaping this and posting it on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.Obviously a lie. When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity. According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs. Paris Hilton anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Must have been the gay frat house. And why no pictures or video of the event ? Did anyone even offer their services to this damsel in distress and her obvious needs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Dear God... Did they call their parents to come pick them up. EEeeeewwww there's a girl masterbating on our couch! Where I come from that is the international sign to create a penthouse letters story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Must have been the gay frat house. And why no pictures or video of the event ? Did anyone even offer their services to this damsel in distress and her obvious needs ? After the Duke thing, I think they behaved very very wisely. At the risk of getting some criticism here I would say that something smells fishy here..(I don't know why that phrase comes to me.)...but there was something going on and I think the frat boys did the right thing from a moral, ethical, and legal and common sense point. Getting rid of the couch might not be a bad idea..or at least fumigating the mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 What does Search using the Saver mean? if you don't know you can't know this is the only way to insure your safety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 After the Duke thing, I think they behaved very very wisely. At the risk of getting some criticism here I would say that something smells fishy here..(I don't know why that phrase comes to me.)...but there was something going on and I think the frat boys did the right thing from a moral, ethical, and legal and common sense point. Getting rid of the couch might not be a bad idea..or at least fumigating the mother. If I got rid of a my couch every time I had "relations" on it. I'd be sitting on the floor watching TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Ten Gallons of Whale Oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 If I got rid of a my couch every time I had "relations" on it. I'd be sitting on the floor watching TV. Or you would use the kitchen counters like a civilized human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Ten Gallons of Whale Oil are you pixelated again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 are you pixelated again Have you seen my noggin? I think I lost it in one of these freds... And I paid a deposit on it so I need it back, imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 if you don't know you can't know this is the only way to insure your safety That clears that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That clears that up. you know too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 LOL - the one thing I don't know is is that really the chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts