The Avenger Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 It's a silent press conference. Transcript: </transcript>
X. Benedict Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Pundits are speculating, has Crayonz converted to Scientology? Will he order mammals to rise up and dominate the earth? 2008 candidate? An anxious press corps awaits with acute anticipation.
Beerball Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 are we in standard time or daylight savings? I can never remember. I hope he shows up soon, Helen Thomas has to pee.
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 are we in standard time or daylight savings? I can never remember. I hope he shows up soon, Helen Thomas has to pee. Ancient as she is, she can pee in her diaper. Revered as she is, no one in the press corps would mind.
MattyT Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 In his defense, he didn't say which day the press conference was going to be held.
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 In his defense, he didn't say which day the press conference was going to be held. Exactly. Plus there's the little matter that: He EATS crayons!
Sketch Soland Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Exactly. Plus there's the little matter that: He EATS crayons! Your 'tar has hit subgenius warp speed factor 23
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Exactly. Plus there's the little matter that: He EATS crayons! To his credit, he chews them. I think that puts him one up on some of the people here.
BoondckCL Posted March 31, 2007 Posted March 31, 2007 To his credit, he chews them. I think that puts him one up on some of the people here. You deep throat them?
ieatcrayonz Posted April 2, 2007 Author Posted April 2, 2007 Reminder: There will be an important announcement at 2pm EST. NOTHING FOLLOWS
BoondckCL Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Reminder: There will be an important announcement at 2pm EST. NOTHING FOLLOWS So this isn't happening until Ocotber?
X. Benedict Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Reminder: There will be an important announcement at 2pm EST. NOTHING FOLLOWS Is this code to smoke pot?
BoondckCL Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Is this code to smoke pot? I personally think we're into deeper hallucenigeons. PCP, LSD, etc.
DC Tom Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 I personally think we're into deeper hallucenigeons. PCP, LSD, etc. Do not eat the brown crayons!
X. Benedict Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Do not eat the brown crayons! I repeat, do not eat the brown crayons!
ieatcrayonz Posted April 2, 2007 Author Posted April 2, 2007 Questions will be asked, answers will be given...
Sketch Soland Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Only from a mongoose flytrap, though, because I don't know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
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