SD Jarhead Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Dude, how about 'Starship'? Starship Chorus: We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Say you don't know me, or recognize my face Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight Too many runaways eating up the night Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Chorus: We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Someone's always playing corporation games Who cares they're always changing corporation names We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage They call us irresponsible, write us off the page Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Chorus: We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street police have got the chokehold, and we just lost the beat! Who counts the money underneath the bar Who rides the wreaking ball into our guitars Don't tell us you need us, 'cos we're just simple fools Looking for America, coming through your schools (I'm looking out over that Golden Gate bridge on another gorgeous sunny Saturday and I'm seeing bumper to bumper traffic. Don't you remember (remember) (Here's your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps) Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Chorus: We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Chorus: We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll Total Bullsh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD Jarhead Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Or who can forget this Nelly classic 'EI'???? Uh.. uh uh uh uh Uh.. wait a minute now Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uh, uh.. Can you hear me out there? Lunatics.. is y'all ready? Let me hear ya Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Nelly] I'ma sucka for corn rows and manicured toes (hey) Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's (alright) Passadity ?? city, with one or two throws I'm droppin 'em outta high school straight into the pros Who knows? I know! And I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows And break it down low to the flo', and there you go Now throw it on me slow And everytime I +Busta Rhyme+, baby "Gimme Some Mo'" You say you like that, when I hit it from behind And I'll be right back; yeah that's my very next line I use it - time after time, when I'm speakin my mind It's no matter if I'm shootin game to a pigeon or dime I ask her, "Who dat is, talkin that sh-- about the 'tics?" Somebody probably jealous cause they B word got hit But ain't nobody else droppin sh-- like this Should we apologize? Nah !@#$ 'em, just leave 'em pissed, HEY! Chorus: repeat 2X Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I. Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What's happenin now? Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I. Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! If the head right, Nelly there ery'night [Nelly] We can gamble to the break of dawn, nigga Money long, nigga Pass up the skirt to talk to the thong, nigga Some say I'm wrong, but !@#$ it I'm grown, nigga If you ain't bout money then best be gone, nigga I'm fast (uh) double takes when you walk past me Nasty, don't be scared boo, go 'head and ask me I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on In the black SS with the naviga-tion See the joint blaz-on, somethin smells amaz-on I got a chick rollin up, half black and asi-an Another one pag-in, tellin me to come home Her husband on vacation and left her home alone I used the V-12, powers; weight loss, powers From +Phat Farm+ to +Iceberg Slim+ in one shower Get a room in Trump Towers just to hit the P hours Kicked the B word up out the room cause she used the word ours, HEY! Chorus [Nelly] Aiyyo I smash-mouth a whole ounce, of that sticky Wash my hands under a gold spout, when feelin icky Let go off in a ho's mouth, I ain't picky Start frontin when the shows out - whatchu mean?! Twenty inches when they roll ouuuuuuut - come and get me Big faces when they fold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me? Don't make me pull that fo'-fo' ouuuuuuut I keep it closer when the dough ouuuuuuut Then I slide up in the Escalade Me and E gettin solid like the Ice Capades And me and Heezy - frosty, project mo' wrapped up than Bugsy You understand me, wrapped wrists like mummies If you compare me to your local grocery Then you'll see I got more carrots/karats than "Aisle D" More bread than "Aisle G", then bag and scan me +Sure+ like +Al B.+, meet the 'tics in Maui, HEY! Chorus [Nelly] St. Louis y'all, uh, uh Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uh, can you feel that? Lunatics y'all, uh, uh Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uh, uh, Uncle Phil up above y'all, uh, uh Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yell it universal y'all, uh, uh Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uh, uh, chillin chillin chillin with the crew y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Jarhead, two VERY worthy entries to this crapfest thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 How about 'You spin me like a record right round like a record right round round !' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 GOd you could probably put anything that Bobby Brown did higher than this heap of music, but if you are takin a shot Nelly who actually is one of the better post 2000 rappers, I would have to put D4L's "Laffy Taffy" in the mix. D4L Laffy Taffy Dat laffy taffy [candy gurl] Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl] Dat laffy taffy I'm lookin fa mrs.bubble gum I'm mr.chik-o-stick I wanna (dun dun dunt)[oh] Cuz you so thick Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher Cuz i stay so hard You can suck me for a long time [oh my god!] Gurl dis aint no dance flo Dis a candy sto And im really geeked up And i got mo dro I wop? I roll Its all i do Its da summer time but yo laffy taffy got me cold[oh] Gone get loose[oh] Gone get low[oh] Dont be shy H** i'm Faybo?[oh] I kno you wanna ride you a star and it shows [well tell em damn whats up whats up lets go lets go lets go] Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl] Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x) Cum on trick cum on trick Here go Mr. chocolate I like da way you break it down Waddle, stop you watchin me Laffy taffy i'm likin dis Big ol a** you shakin b**** close yo mouth and dont say s*** bend on ova and hit a split work dat pole and work it well stacks on deck, yo ankles swell gurl let me touch ya iwill neva tell security gaurd dont scare nobody damn right i touched dat h** all da money just hit da flo D4L im ready to go h** cant even shake no mo dey tired out lets ride out b**** you wanna go den she can go she get in my car i aint playin no mo start movin on my Faybo b**** she probably already kno let me see dat laffy taffy (dun dun dunt) Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl] Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x) say baby gurl a wat u gon do i got a hundred 1s i wanna po on you just keep dat a** shakin and i keep tippin you while i sit back lik a playa and sip dat grey goose feelin all loose cuz gurl you on yo job you got my d*** hard da way you touch dem toez workin dem micros on da stilletos you made it skeet skeet skeet lik a water hoez[candy gurl] got me goin in my pocket pullin out mo dough let da waitress kno i need to order five hundred mo you besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo so gone and pack dem bags and lets mothaf***in go im waitin on yo fine a** at da front doe gurl you don kno ima toss da laffy taffy toss it flip it and slap it bust a couple of nuts and get right back at it Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl] Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x I hope this has made you about as dumb as it made me when I listened to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 So I pull out my keyboard and I pull out my glock, And I dismount your girl and I mount /proc You're outside your scope, son, close them curly brackets, 'Cause I drop punk-ass bitches like a modem drops packets. KILL DASH NINE, No more CPU time. I run KILL DASH NINE, And your process is mine. I run KILL DASH NINE, 'Cause it's MY time to shine So don't step outta line or else it's KILL DASH NINE! kill -9 lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I love rap, but apparently none of you have radios because the very worst lyrical "song" was just released about a month ago: MIMS - This is why I'm hot This is why I'm hot (hot) This is why I'm hot (hot) This is why This is why This is why I'm hot (hot) This is why I'm hot (hot) This is why I'm hot (hot) This is why This is why This is why I'm hot (hot) I'm hot cause I'm fly You ain't cause you not This is why This is why This is why I'm hot (hot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I wouldn't listen to a station that played something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I wouldn't listen to a station that played something like that. Fair enough...I just figured that song had pushed it's way onto every genre radio station in existence. It's everywhere. Also (not being a wise ass) but for someone who doesn't listen to rap stations, how did you know about Ma$e and G-Unit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Surprised no one listed this awful little ditty from 1972: On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After two days in the desert sun My skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told of a river that flowed Made me sad to think it was dead You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After nine days I let the horse run free 'Cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things there was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdh1 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 How about: "only time will tell if we stand the test of time" Van Halen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Also (not being a wise ass) but for someone who doesn't listen to rap stations, how did you know about Ma$e and G-Unit? Fitty was about where I started to veer away from mainstream hip hop. The last couple of years have really been a blur. I couldn't tell you the difference between three-six mafia and dem franchise boyz or whoever the yout's is listening to now. I was really into Biggie, Snoop, Dre, and Jay-Z. I still listen to The Chronic, Life After Death and The Black Album. It's getting hard to identify with rap especially being a 35 year old step-dad trying to teach good values. I actually have to listen to hip hop in secret. I can't exactly rap along to The Chronic with my step-son in the back seat: You never know she could be earnin' her man, And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man Now you know I ain't wit that sh--, Lieutenant Ain't no kitty good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it (yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield And now all you hookas and ho's know how I feel Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 The Chili Peppers are one of my favorite bands ever. But Keidis doesn't say a lot of non-sense. Example A from the song "This is the Place" Can I smell your gasolineCan I pet your wolverine On the day my best friend died I could not get my copper clean It sounds good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. who writes this sh--? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Surprised no one listed this awful little ditty from 1972: On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After two days in the desert sun My skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told of a river that flowed Made me sad to think it was dead You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After nine days I let the horse run free 'Cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things there was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... "There were plants and birds and rocks and things" was mentioned in the original link. Though honestly, I always thought "Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love" was the real low point of the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. who writes this sh--? A drunk guy from a place far, far away Long, long ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Surprised no one listed this awful little ditty from 1972: On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings .... As DC Crayons notes, part of this song was already mentioned earlier in the thread (I believe the "alligator lizards" segment). What I always wondered when listening to the song was, this: If he had all that time in the desert to, ummm, "think" these , ummm, interesting things, why didn't he think of a name for the fuc#ing horse, for Christ's sake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 This is BY FAR the worst song I have ever heard: "Bicycle Race" by Queen. The lyrics are bad enough, but there is also a solo featuring a handlebar bike bell. Absolutely terrible song. Pink Floyd's got a song about a Bike that's just as craptacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I always thought "Does Anyybody Really Know What Time It Is" from Chicago sounded like they were making it up as they went along. Not unlike Paul McCartney's unlikely hit " Let Him In ".... Four minutes of made up names (sister Suzie, Auntie Gin ect.) bracketed by "somebody's knockin' at the door, somebody's ringin' the bell". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Not unlike Paul McCartney's unlikely hit " Let Him In ".... Four minutes of made up names (sister Suzie, Auntie Gin ect.) bracketed by "somebody's knockin' at the door, somebody's ringin' the bell". Whenever I hear that piece of crap on the radio I yell, "Let the motherfuc#er in, for Christ's sake!"...and then change the station. Whenever I hear "Who Let the Dogs Out", I yell, "I did. OK? Blame me and shut the fuc# up about it!"...and then change the station ...you get the picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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