The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever:

[Tux of Borg]

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever:

 

"Coast to coast L.A. to Chicago"

--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'

 

"Young, black and famous With money hangin' Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'

 

"Your butt is mine"

--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'

 

"My panty line shows, Got a run in my hose, My hair went flat, Man I hate that"

--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'

 

"Now you're amazed, By the VIP posse, Steppin' so hard, Like a German Nazi"

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'

 

"I wish it was Sunday, That's my fun day, My I-don't-have-to-run day"

--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'

 

"I ain't never seen, An ass like that, The way you move it, You make my pee-pee go, 'Doing-doing-doing'"

--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'

 

"There's an insect, In your ear, If you scratch, It won't disappear"

--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'

 

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'

 

"Lucky that my breasts, Are small and humble, So you don't confuse, Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

 

The rest of the list...

[ACor58]

Don't forget every verse to the song to Fergilicious.

[ieatcrayonz]

Those are really bad. The one I never understtod was

 

"Their house is a museum, when people come to see-um, they really are a spree-um, the Addams family."

 

I know it is just a silly song but what the is a Spree-um?

[erynthered]

Those are really bad. The one I never understtod was

 

"Their house is a museum, when people come to see-um, they really are a spree-um, the Addams family."

 

I know it is just a silly song but what the is a Spree-um?

 

 

Yeah. And what the hell is a " Yabba Dabba good time "

[justnzane]

Yeah. And what the hell is a " Yabba Dabba good time "

not to mention, "you'll have a Gay Old Time" :-P

 

I think they could have done much worse... I actually thought Eminem quote was pretty funny, especially since the song is about dirty old men scoping out teenage girls that just turned 18 ala olsen twins

[Cugalabanza]

Ever heard the Kiss song, "Room Service?" It has some of the worst lyrics of all time. The chorus goes...

 

Room service, baby I could use a meal

Room service, you do what you feel

[linksfiend]

One that always bugs me is from Tom Cochrane's "Life is a Highway"

 

I love you now like I loved you then

This is the road and these are the hands

 

It doesn't rhyme nor make sense.

And when you hear him sing it, his voice tries to hide it by dropping in volume, like he knows how awful it is

[SilverNRed]

Don't forget every verse to the song to Fergilicious.

Throw in every lyric that Fergie has ever sang. Lovely lady lumps? Really?

 

I'll submit Green Day's "Wake me up when September ends" where he says "Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars." The lyrics to that song are completely embarassing. Then again, Green Day's lyrics have always been somewhere below the poetry high school students in AP English write so maybe they should have just stuck to songs about masturbating and watching TV.

[Cugalabanza]

I always laugh when I hear Axl Rose sing, "it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain." Not only because it's ridiculous (what moron goes outside in the rain with a candle?) but because I like to switch the word "candle" with "sandwich" in my mind. Seems more appropriate to me. I hate Axl Rose!

[The Dean]

Throw in every lyric that Fergie has ever sang. Lovely lady lumps? Really?

 

I'll submit Green Day's "Wake me up when September ends" where he says "Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars." The lyrics to that song are completely embarassing. Then again, Green Day's lyrics have always been somewhere below the poetry high school students in AP English write so maybe they should have just stuck to songs about masturbating and watching TV.

 

 

 

You got that right, Mandy.

[The Dean]

Watch this, IF YOU DARE:

 

http://spinner.aol.com/photo-galleries/15-...h-boys-fat-boys

[X. Benedict]

There is a special place in hell for the guy that wrote this chorus:

 

 

And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?

She said, "I think I remember the film,

And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."

And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

[The Dean]

There is a special place in hell for the guy that wrote this chorus:

And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?

She said, "I think I remember the film,

And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."

And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

 

 

Is that a "Crayons" tune?

[Pete]

Watch this, IF YOU DARE:

 

http://spinner.aol.com/photo-galleries/15-...h-boys-fat-boys

The 80s were a strange decade

[smokinandjokin]

This is BY FAR the worst song I have ever heard:

 

"Bicycle Race" by Queen. The lyrics are bad enough, but there is also a solo featuring a handlebar bike bell. Absolutely terrible song.

 

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

 

You say black I say white

You say bark I say bite

You say shark I say hey man

Jaws was never my scene

And I dont like star wars

You say rolls I say royce

You say God give me a choice

You say lord I say christ

I dont believe in peter pan

Frankenstein or superman

All I wanna do is

 

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my

 

Bicycle races are coming your way

So forget all your duties oh yeah!

Fat bottomed girls theyll be riding today

So look out for those beauties oh yeah

On your marks get set go

Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicyi want to ride my bicycle

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

Bicycle race

[X. Benedict]

This is BY FAR the worst song I have ever heard:

 

"Bicycle Race" by Queen. The lyrics are bad enough, but there is also a solo featuring a handlebar bike bell. Absolutely terrible song.

 

Did anyone ever tell you that "bicycle" is often British slang for a woman of ill repute?

[smokinandjokin]

Did anyone ever tell you that "bicycle" is often British slang for a woman of ill repute?

 

Definitely not! That is news.

 

Song still sucks, though...

[taterhill]

AC/DC...Dirty Deeds..thunderchief

[Gavin in Va Beach]

Love the song, but America's 'Ventura Highway' makes you go

 

"cause the free wind is blowin through your hair

And the days surround your daylight there

Seasons crying no despair

Alligator lizards in the air, in the air"

[The Avenger]

Muskrat Love - Written/performed by America, popularized by Captain and Tennile

 

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight

doin' the town and doin' it right

in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'

 

 

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam

Do the jitterbug

Out in the muskrat land

And they shimmy

And Sammy's so skinny

 

 

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jinglin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

It looks like muskrat love

 

 

Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese

Sammy says to Susie

Honey, would you please be my missus?

And she says yes with her kisses

 

 

And now he's ticklin' her fancy

Rubbin' her ties

muzzle to muzzle now

anything goes

as they wiggle

and Sue starts to giggle

 

 

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jinglin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

It looks like muskrat love