Arkady Renko Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Saw it while I was there. Just thought I would share.
meazza Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Saw it while I was there. Just thought I would share. Did the driver call you an idiot while you drove by ? lol
Arkady Renko Posted March 30, 2007 Author Posted March 30, 2007 Did the driver call you an idiot while you drove by ? lol Parked on the side of the Hana Highway. I remember it was a very bright car.
Chilly Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Parked on the side of the Hana Highway. I remember it was a very bright car. Did it happen to be a Honda Fit? Please tell me it was a Honda Fit.
Arkady Renko Posted March 30, 2007 Author Posted March 30, 2007 Did it happen to be a Honda Fit? Please tell me it was a Honda Fit. I think not, but it was definitely either a small car or a very small SUV.
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Saw it while I was there. Just thought I would share. What can I say? It's good to have fans...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 What can I say? It's good to have fans... Actually, I prefer central AC, but fans will do in a pinch. ...what's all this now?
Chef Jim Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Actually, I prefer central AC, but fans will do in a pinch. ...what's all this now? Central AC? What's the matter with you man? Don't you know we're in the middle of a global warming energy crisis!? Al Gore demands that we all do what he does. Sits around with ice cubes stuffed in his underwear.
Chilly Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Central AC? What's the matter with you man? Don't you know we're in the middle of a global warming energy crisis!? Al Gore demands that we all do what he does. Sits around with ice cubes stuffed in his underwear. Ya know, I tried that once. The shittiest part about it was that when you've got ice cubes stuffed into every orafice, nook, and cranny on your body, its presents multiple problems, including: 1.) Numbness, with the feeling of liquid, presenting a situation in which you have no idea if you are pissing, sharting, bleeding, oozing some other liquid, or just melting from that orafice. 2.) Electronics overheating. 3.) Only localized cooling, as soon as ice melts, you need more ice to keep cool. 4.) Needing to get up every time ice melts. 5.) The pace at which ice melts. 6.) The need for the largest ice machine in the world. 7.) The inability to keep cool while sleeping. I don't sleepwalk - how am I going to get more ice? I wish I had thought all this sh-- through before I tried it.
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Ya know, I tried that once. The shittiest part about it was that when you've got ice cubes stuffed into every orafice, nook, and cranny on your body, its presents multiple problems, including: 1.) Numbness, with the feeling of liquid, presenting a situation in which you have no idea if you are pissing, sharting, bleeding, oozing some other liquid, or just melting from that orafice. 2.) Electronics overheating. 3.) Only localized cooling, as soon as ice melts, you need more ice to keep cool. 4.) Needing to get up every time ice melts. 5.) The pace at which ice melts. 6.) The need for the largest ice machine in the world. 7.) The inability to keep cool while sleeping. I don't sleepwalk - how am I going to get more ice? I wish I had thought all this sh-- through before I tried it. Not so sure. Trying it now...having mixed reactions. I'll get back to you
Chilly Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Not so sure. Trying it now...having mixed reactions. I'll get back to you Don't forget the anal ice cube - its vital to the holistic cooling process.
Chef Jim Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Ya know, I tried that once. The shittiest part about it was that when you've got ice cubes stuffed into every orafice, nook, and cranny on your body, its presents multiple problems, including: 1.) Numbness, with the feeling of liquid, presenting a situation in which you have no idea if you are pissing, sharting, bleeding, oozing some other liquid, or just melting from that orafice. 2.) Electronics overheating. 3.) Only localized cooling, as soon as ice melts, you need more ice to keep cool. 4.) Needing to get up every time ice melts. 5.) The pace at which ice melts. 6.) The need for the largest ice machine in the world. 7.) The inability to keep cool while sleeping. I don't sleepwalk - how am I going to get more ice? I wish I had thought all this sh-- through before I tried it. Sure, the whole adventure pretty much sucks. But just think how proud Al was.
Alaska Darin Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 From "I saw a license plate" to "anal ice cubes" within 10 posts. Welcome to TBD.
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Actually, I prefer central AC, but fans will do in a pinch. ...what's all this now? At least it weren't "WD Tom".
RayFinkle Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 I think not, but it was definitely either a small car or a very small SUV. Was he selling penis pumps out of the back seat?
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Was he selling penis pumps out of the back seat? Preferable to being the buyer...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 At least it weren't "WD Tom". In honor of your good humor in this matter, I have amended my sig.
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