Beerball Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 It is not Drew's fault. It is not TD's fault. It is not Travis' fault. It is not Coy's fault. It is not Reed's fault. It is not Moulds' fault. It is not Mike W's fault. It is not Campbell's fault. It is not Shelton's fault. It is not Nate's fault. It is not Jonas' fault. It is not Lindell's fault. It is not Vincent's fault. It is not MM's fault. It is not even Pruce's fault. No my Bills brothers and sisters the fault lies with you and me. We have not held up our part of the bargain. We have not done all we can to bring our team victory. What have we done? We railed about fried bologna. We have repeatedly thrown T-Bone under the bus (that is a good thing). We watched sorority girls teeter totter (that is a very good thing, but not helpful to our Beloved Bills). We allowed mildew to grow on our clothes (including Bills gear I presume!). We refused to help with homework. We ripped R.I.P. We sang, sang a song. We stood idly by while goats made their escape. And me? I have failed my beloved Bills in a very personal way. I have not worn my chicken wing hat for any game this year. I hearby and henceforth do avow that I will wear my chicken wing hat throughout all remaining Bills games; so help me God. I further attest that I will not eat one chicken wing until this team wins. It is time to confess your sins Brothers and Sisters, and it is time for sacrifice. What say you?
buckeyemike Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I shall not eat fried bologna. Wait a minute, I don't like fried bologna. I have one of those wing hats too...maybe I should wear it a little bit more. Mike
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