Fan in San Diego Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 A Mexican drinks his beer, suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The American girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, then throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and Iraqi, catches her glass, and says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Who writes you material? Michael Richards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 A Mexican drinks his beer, suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The American girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, then throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and Iraqi, catches her glass, and says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. I was there when that went down. It was just a couple of weeks ago in a bar in St. John's County, Fla... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Who writes you material? Michael Richards? I nominate this post as Wednesday's Joke of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 Who writes you material? Michael Richards? Who's Michael Richards ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I was there when that went down. It was just a couple of weeks ago in a bar in St. John's County, Fla... What kinda hoity toity places you hangin out in? Who drinks beer out of a glass? keyrist, The Dean's drinking beer with a buncha fags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I was there when that went down. It was just a couple of weeks ago in a bar in St. John's County, Fla... Now i get it....the bartender was Mexican.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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