Tipster19 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 What a freaking nightmare that would be! Marv comes in after pulling an all nighter from breaking down tape and orders a basket of hot wings. The next thing you know Marv is clutching at his chest with a bad case of heartburn. Could you imagine losing our greatest asset from the very thing that has put Buffalo on the map???!!!! The place goes hysterical and the waitresses don't know what to do. Finally one of them gathers herself and bends down over Marv and attempts to administer CPR to our fearless leader. That all of a sudden, out of the darkest corner of the restaurant comes McGahee! What do you know, for the first time since he has been in Buffalo the guy is making an honest effort to run as hard as he can. Oh but wait! McGahee trips and falls over his own feet and misses the hole! It seems that a patron yelled out that it was quarter to one and McGahee thought that he said that it was fourth and one. As it turns out, this was the saving grace for us. After another disturbing display of running by McGahee, Marv is awoken from being in a deep coma and sits up and spits out the chicken wing that was lodged in his throat. Levy gets up and promptly marches right out of the restaurant and trades McGahee's ass to Baltimore where the waitresses serve crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 What a freaking nightmare that would be! Marv comes in after pulling an all nighter from breaking down tape and orders a basket of hot wings. The next thing you know Marv is clutching at his chest with a bad case of heartburn. Could you imagine losing our greatest asset from the very thing that has put Buffalo on the map???!!!! The place goes hysterical and the waitresses don't know what to do. Finally one of them gathers herself and bends down over Marv and attempts to administer CPR to our fearless leader. That all of a sudden, out of the darkest corner of the restaurant comes McGahee! What do you know, for the first time since he has been in Buffalo the guy is making an honest effort to run as hard as he can. Oh but wait! McGahee trips and falls over his own feet and misses the hole! It seems that a patron yelled out that it was quarter to one and McGahee thought that he said that it was fourth and one. As it turns out, this was the saving grace for us. After another disturbing display of running by McGahee, Marv is awoken from being in a deep coma and sits up and spits out the chicken wing that was lodged in his throat. Levy gets up and promptly marches right out of the restaurant and trades McGahee's ass to Baltimore where the waitresses serve crabs. Don't worry...Marv is a vegatarian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 What a freaking nightmare that would be! Marv comes in after pulling an all nighter from breaking down tape and orders a basket of hot wings. The next thing you know Marv is clutching at his chest with a bad case of heartburn. Could you imagine losing our greatest asset from the very thing that has put Buffalo on the map???!!!! The place goes hysterical and the waitresses don't know what to do. Finally one of them gathers herself and bends down over Marv and attempts to administer CPR to our fearless leader. That all of a sudden, out of the darkest corner of the restaurant comes McGahee! What do you know, for the first time since he has been in Buffalo the guy is making an honest effort to run as hard as he can. Oh but wait! McGahee trips and falls over his own feet and misses the hole! It seems that a patron yelled out that it was quarter to one and McGahee thought that he said that it was fourth and one. As it turns out, this was the saving grace for us. After another disturbing display of running by McGahee, Marv is awoken from being in a deep coma and sits up and spits out the chicken wing that was lodged in his throat. Levy gets up and promptly marches right out of the restaurant and trades McGahee's ass to Baltimore where the waitresses serve crabs. Damn, I though I had too much time on my hands. When did they change the name to Anchor Inn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 What a freaking nightmare that would be! Marv comes in after pulling an all nighter from breaking down tape and orders a basket of hot wings. The next thing you know Marv is clutching at his chest with a bad case of heartburn. Could you imagine losing our greatest asset from the very thing that has put Buffalo on the map???!!!! The place goes hysterical and the waitresses don't know what to do. Finally one of them gathers herself and bends down over Marv and attempts to administer CPR to our fearless leader. That all of a sudden, out of the darkest corner of the restaurant comes McGahee! What do you know, for the first time since he has been in Buffalo the guy is making an honest effort to run as hard as he can. Oh but wait! McGahee trips and falls over his own feet and misses the hole! It seems that a patron yelled out that it was quarter to one and McGahee thought that he said that it was fourth and one. As it turns out, this was the saving grace for us. After another disturbing display of running by McGahee, Marv is awoken from being in a deep coma and sits up and spits out the chicken wing that was lodged in his throat. Levy gets up and promptly marches right out of the restaurant and trades McGahee's ass to Baltimore where the waitresses serve crabs. Ok, this would Never happen McGahee would never go to the Anchor Inn Remember, he said Buffalo only has chain restaurants, and thats one of his things against Buffalo, he probably doesn't know the place exists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 Obviously you do, you're responding to this crap aren't you? Anchor Inn, Anchor Bar, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdubs Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Don't forget about Marv jogging 8 miles afterwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnyguy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I liked the part about the chicken wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Don't worry...Marv is a vegatarian! And nobody of Marv's age...or mine, would go eat at a chicken wing joint. Willing though the spirit may be, the plumbing has definitely seen better days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Obviously you do, you're responding to this crap aren't you? Anchor Inn, Anchor Bar, whatever. Your kinda touchy for such a dreamer. Whas up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Your kinda touchy for such a dreamer. Whas up with that? Being President of the Dakota Fanning Fan Club is more or a rigorous challenge than one might think, Beerball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 What is the Anchor Inn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 No offense taken Beerball, just breaking balls. Sketch Soland, you ain't eyeballing that little girl now are you? Someone forced the chicken wings on Marv, he was only there to check out the hotties of Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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