Fan in San Diego Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss. The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get ome spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went. The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
eSJayDee Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 Okay, what was the daughters name that was supposed to go out w/ Chuck? (I can only imagine that the planned evening entasiled more than eating duck )
Nervous Guy Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 hmmm...you know this joke is strangely familiar to a "true" story the Dean told me about his farmer friend...
Beerball Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 hmmm...you know this joke is strangely familiar to a "true" story the Dean told me about his farmer friend... I thought TD actually took a turn at "farming" if that's what you want to call him growing all those funny looking plants in his basement? He is a liar though so maybe this never occurred.
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