BoondckCL Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I love newbies... You haven't been here before...we're not picking on Kelly Holcomb, we're picking on our resident retard, Holcomb's Arm. Obviously you don't understand regressing toward the mean.
meazza Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 First chance today I had to check the board, give me a break.I'll probably be checking it a lot more from now on, though. Chewed my boss a new one today for being a piss-poor boss. They tend to not like that, I've found... So you're unemployed?
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 So you're unemployed? Not yet. I chewed him out for not having the balls to ever make a decision and always trying to be everyone's best buddy rather than the boss. He won't fire me for a while...because he doesn't have the balls to make the decision and will be too busy trying to be my best buddy. Unless he realizes I was right...in which case he'll grow some balls, stop trying to be my best buddy, and fire my ass, thereby demonstrating that I probably don't deserve to be fired anyway since I was right... ...which just proves that being right is the booby prize. As though arguing about math for 200 pages with a mouth-breathing idiot didn't prove that already.
meazza Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Not yet. I chewed him out for not having the balls to ever make a decision and always trying to be everyone's best buddy rather than the boss. He won't fire me for a while...because he doesn't have the balls to make the decision and will be too busy trying to be my best buddy. Unless he realizes I was right...in which case he'll grow some balls, stop trying to be my best buddy, and fire my ass, thereby demonstrating that I probably don't deserve to be fired anyway since I was right... ...which just proves that being right is the booby prize. As though arguing about math for 200 pages with a mouth-breathing idiot didn't prove that already. You must be a thrill to work with
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 You must be a thrill to work with Most people like working with me, actually. I have absolutely no idea why, considering I'm a total !@#$. But then, I consider most people idiots anyway...
EC-Bills Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Most people like working with me, actually. I have absolutely no idea why, considering I'm a total !@#$. But then, I consider most people idiots anyway... Gotta go with your strengths, I'll keep an eye out for you on non-food service jobs
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Gotta go with your strengths, I'll keep an eye out for you on non-food service jobs Yeah...can you see me at McHolcomb's? "D'you want fries with that?" "No, thank you..." "Why not? What kind of a moron are you?" I think I'm going for a service job more like, oh, I don't know, maybe pharmaceutical manufacturing...
bartshan-83 Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 http://home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/forumpics/deargod_stop.jpg You'd miss him....
EC-Bills Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 Yeah...can you see me at McHolcomb's? "D'you want fries with that?" "No, thank you..." "Why not? What kind of a moron are you?" I think I'm going for a service job more like, oh, I don't know, maybe pharmaceutical manufacturing... Heh, actually with my warped mind, I could picture you doing that to a customer
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