Fan in San Diego Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dib Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 same guy finally gets the girl into the sack. When he's done he says "If I had known you were a virgin I would have taken my time" She replies: If I had known you would have taken your time I would have taken off my panty hose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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