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Clearly, we need to find alternative sources of chocolate. But that'll never happen with the White House in the pocket of Big Candy...

No you're wrong. We need to have the government control chocolate consumption and ensure that everyone has equal access to chocolate. Why should only the rich have chocolate or good chocolate. Chocolate should be equal for all. The rich should find it morally in their heart to want to ensure all Americans have their share and should gladly be taxed more to ensure that basic hman right.

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I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore.

 

At least that's what Al Gore told me.

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I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore.

 

:w00t:

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I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore.

 

 

Actually, if you read the article, it's due to a drought in the Ivory Coast because of...global warming.

 

It's like the Kevin Bacon game. Everything can be connected to global warming in six steps or less.

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Clearly, we need to find alternative sources of chocolate. But that'll never happen with the White House in the pocket of Big Candy...

 

:w00t:

 

There is quite a Crunch. Some might have Snickers about this. Since the first 100 days of this new Congress has so far produced...investigations, they will form a committee to get to the chewy center of this outrage.

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:w00t:

 

There is quite a Crunch. Some might have Snickers about this. Since the first 100 days of this new Congress has so far produced...investigations, they will form a committee to get to the chewy center of this outrage.

Whatchamacallit?

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:w00t:

 

There is quite a Crunch. Some might have Snickers about this. Since the first 100 days of this new Congress has so far produced...investigations, they will form a committee to get to the chewy center of this outrage.

 

 

And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars...

 

This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use...

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And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars...

 

This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use...

Who Killed Willie Wonka?

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And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars...

 

This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use...

 

hershey cuts US jobs

hershey Mexico

 

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/20070215/h...nufacturing.htm

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And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars...

 

This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use...

 

 

Don't forget about those Nuclear Chocolate bars from North Korea called Black Plutonium Dongs.

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