Sen. John Blutarsky Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 psst....isn't it Marmalard? don't interrupt, he's on a roll....
nick in* england Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] Bluto: What the !@#$ happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer... Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Bluto: We're just the guys to do it. D-Day: Let's do it. Bluto: LET'S DO IT! You're catching on...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Greggo-DEAD! Gilbride-DEAD! TD-DOUBLE SECRET DEAD!
Heitz Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Wait, I think global warming is supposed to affect *Polar bears* not *Panda bears*...
nick in* england Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 ROSEN HAS RISEN!!! On the day the board Rosened no less.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Thank you sir may I have another? My advice to you: Start drinking heavily.
eSJayDee Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'm Spartacus Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!!
Nanker Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer. [in the supermarket vegetable section] Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger. Marion Wormer: [looks questioningly at him] Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. Eric 'Otter' Stratton: I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you? Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous. Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter. Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer. Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber. Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
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