Fan in San Diego Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. 3. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 4. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 5. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart) 6. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! 7. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. 8. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. 9. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. 10. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 11. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get f**ked up when they're on their back. 12. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. 13. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 14. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. 15. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. 16. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. 17. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... 18. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! 19. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. 20. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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