Thursday's joke of the day !

[Fan in San Diego]

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

 

2. Q: How do blonde braincells die ?

A: Alone.

 

3. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

 

4. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

 

5. Q: How does a blonde part their hair?

A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

 

6. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

 

7. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just dyed her hair.

 

8. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

 

9. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

 

10. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

 

11. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?

A: They both get f**ked up when they're on their back.

 

12. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

 

13. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

 

14. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.

 

15. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

 

16. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

 

17. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9....

 

18. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

 

19. Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

 

20. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.