millbank Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 you dont know jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, BullSchitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 And, who gives a schitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Sounds like alot of imbreding in that family, everyone marrying someone else by the last name Schitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I've known Jack for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Hey...schitt happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 $9,175 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I know jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I know jack I thought you kept to wine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I thought you kept to wine... I told you I know jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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