Fan in San Diego Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying things like "Yes, I see," and "Yes, go on," and "I understand." The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No sh*t... what happened next??"
HopsGuy Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 A friend of a friend is a priest. He's only a couple years older than me, and I see him just about every time I go home. One night a few years back a group of us were closing down a bar. Around 2:15, the bartender yells, "Jesus Christ, will you people get out of here!?!" Father Joe (not his real name) says, "My boss is here? I better go!"
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