What do you want to do right now?

[Sketch Soland]

I want to find a sledge hammer and hit myself over the head with it because I'm very hungover.

 

What do you want to do right now?

[mead107]

turn off the computer and go do something

[DC Tom]

Read a different thread.

[apuszczalowski]

Do the "Robot" dance

 

(Rush's Tom Sawyer just came on the radio)

[Cugalabanza]

I want to punch every man woman and child on Earth, right in the mouth. That's been my dream for a long time.

[OnTheRocks]

What do you want to do right now?

 

pull a Richard Jeni.

 

 

(sorry...that isn't funny. i was kidding).

[Mile High]

Go to the gym. See ya.

[Sketch Soland]

Read a different thread.

 

*watches self importance go to DC Tom's head*

[Sketch Soland]

I want to punch every man woman and child on Earth, right in the mouth. That's been my dream for a long time.

 

This is a great answer.

[Cornerville]

Roll a 3.5

[stuckincincy]

I want to find a sledge hammer and hit myself over the head with it because I'm very hungover.

 

What do you want to do right now?

 

Give you a sledgehammer.

[Sketch Soland]

Give you a sledgehammer.

 

Another Good answer

[Just Jack]

Eat my lunch, it's a Cheeseburger Hot Pocket

 

*ding*

 

Gotta go!

[mead107]

pull a Richard Jeni.

(sorry...that isn't funny. i was kidding).

thank you

[stuckincincy]

I want to punch every man woman and child on Earth, right in the mouth. That's been my dream for a long time.

 

Hello, gringo.

 

I see you have changed your sig line.

[Cugalabanza]

Hello, gringo.

 

I see you have changed your sig line.

Yup, I did my time. It's a new year and I'm ready for new disappointments.

[Sketch Soland]

Now I want to eat some crayons. What's the best tasting flavor?

[GoodBye]

You don't want to know.

[Sketch Soland]

O rly?

 

I was thinking "Burnt Sienna"

[apuszczalowski]

O rly?

 

I was thinking "Burnt Sienna"

Nah, it tastes a little over cooked