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With the NFL Draft fast approaching it's time we sit down and work out the rules for this year's drinking game

 

Rule 1. Take a drink when your team (in our case the Bills) makes their pick

Rule 1b. If you team (in our case the Bills) trades the pick make it a double

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Doesn't seem like near enough drinking.

That was just the first rule. We need to come up with other rules

 

Like take a drink if the draft pick walks up to the podium in a pimp suit, double if he has a feather in his hat

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Pick what pleyer will be drafted, if wrong take a drink

When Mel. Jr. says something gay, take a drink

Good one. Guess wrong on a Bills pick and take 2 drinks.

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With the NFL Draft fast approaching it's time we sit down and work out the rules for this year's drinking game

 

Rule 1. Take a drink when your team (in our case the Bills) makes their pick

Rule 1b. If you team (in our case the Bills) trades the pick make it a double

 

First Pick. One beer. B word about the fact that athletes are over paid. Reminisce about that you catch you made when you were a junior.

Second Pick. One beer. Wonder how long it will take to get to 12.

Third Pick. One beer. This one's a Labatts. Scratch self.

Fourth Pick. One beer. Check out TBD.

Fifth Pick. One beer. Warn wife that we are almost out of beer.

Sixth Pick. One beer. Say to wife "You aint gone to the store yet?"

Seventh Pick. One beer. Think to yourself that you might still have one under the seat in your car. Go check.

Eighth Pick. One beer. Swear to yourself that if ever given the opportunity you will kill Mel Kipers dog.

Ninth pick. One beer. Thank your wife for going to the store. Promise your wife that you will clean out the garage "as soon as this is over". Laugh to yourself that you meant the season.

Tenth Pick. One Beer. Oh zit, I gotta pee.

Eleventh Pick. One Beer. Wipe pee from the front of your pants with a dirty T-shirt. Wonder if we are working on a trade.

Twelfth Pick. One beer. ??????????????????????

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Take a drink everytime someone refers to a player as a "tweener"

 

 

You'd be drunk mid-way through the 2nd round (with any luck).

 

Your avatar looks like John Lennon doing a Jerry Garcia impersonation.

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take a drink when chris berman says..........a cabbie in buffalo told me that adrain peterson would look very good in a bils throwback red white and blue!

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just play power hour(s) with the draft clock until its all said and done... that should be enough drinking for a day

That is actually an EXCELLENT idea.

 

You'd never make it out of the 1st round though. I might give it a shot and see how far I can make it.

 

Cheers! :flirt:

 

 

As for other rules, I like:

 

- take a drink every time they cut to a war room

- finish your drink every time Mort criticizes our pick or mentions "value"

- take a drink every time they show a highlight of a player

- take a drink every time Berman makes a play on someones name

 

and my personal favorite:

 

- chug a beer every time ESPN cuts to commercial while the Bills are on the clock. (hell you might get 2-3 beers per pick! :flirt:

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Take a drink every time they compare a college player to someone in the NFL Hall of Fame. Finish your beer if they actually say "Hall of Fame" or say someone is the best ever at anything. ("May be the best ever..." counts.)

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Take a drink every time someone says "upside."

Take a drink for every draft pick described as a "reach."

Take a drink when the Jets fans boo their picks.

Take a drink every time they show uncomfortable shots of the last pick remaining back stage that is losing millions as each pick goes by.

Take a drink every time they show family and friends wearing homemade T-shirts bearing such slogans as "Marshawn's Mob" or "Brady's Bunch."

Take a drink every time they say that a player is "as good as anybody at his position."

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With the NFL Draft fast approaching it's time we sit down and work out the rules for this year's drinking game

 

Rule 1. Take a drink when your team (in our case the Bills) makes their pick

Rule 1b. If you team (in our case the Bills) trades the pick make it a double

 

 

drink whenever the espn guys say your fav teams name.

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