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Human Fecal Matter

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1. Human Fecal Matter

2. Human Fecal Matter is more commonly known as stevestojan

3. stevestojan has posted 136,587,916 times on TBD

4. Various miami dolphins have posted bail 136,587,916 times

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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You shouldn't hate.

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1. You shouldn't hate.

2. "You shouldn't hate" sounds a little preachy to me

3. People often find religion and become preachers while behind bars

4. Most miami dolphins end up behind bars

5. I hate the miami dolphins even though I shouldn't hate. I have chosen instead to focus all of my hate in one place.

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taint

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1. taint

2. It taint taken too long for someone to try to drag this thread into the gutter like last year's

3. Drug addicts often end up being dragged into gutters

4. Many past present and future miami dolphins are drug addicts

5. i hate the miami dolphins

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You shouldn't hate.

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1) You shouldn't hate.

2) We shouldn't hate.

3) Hate is not a virtue.

4) Hate is only permitted with the Dolphins.

5) I hate the Miami Dolphins.

 

:ph34r:

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Artie Lange's Liver

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1. Artie Lange's Liver (I'm not sure who he is, so I'll go on a limb)

2. Artie Lange's Liver has been ravaged by alcohol

3. Wine is a type of alcoholic drink

4. The miami dolphins and their fans whine a lot

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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Mr. Goodwrench

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1. Mr. Goodwrench

2. Looking for Mr. Goodwrench was a bad movie starring Diane Keaton (or something like that)

3. At the end of the movie, Keaton was stabbed by an intruder to her apartment

4. miami dolphins are intruders in apartments on a regular basis

5. I hate the miami dolphinsOvercharging

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Jenna Jameson.

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1. Jenna Jameson

2. Jenna Jameson makes adult movies

3. Adult movies features sweaty bodies

4. The Miami dolphins are a bunch of sweaty men

5. I hate the fugging dolphins

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2. At the end of a double date with Fabio, you're likely to hear a woman scream "I can't believe it's not butter" (Unless you're a TBD poster and you chicken out)

 

Oh, man. That's just cold. :ph34r:

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1. Cowbell

2. "More Cowbell" is a SNL skit featuring Christopher Walken

3. Christopher Walken is famed for his Russian Roulette scene in Apocalypse Now

4. I would rather play Russian Roulette than root for the Miami Dolphins.

5. I hate the Miami Dolphins.

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