OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 Even with the Bills 0-4 and the fish below them in the standings, there is still plenty of room for hating the fish. I still hate them like no other. To prove this, I will revive my 5 degrees of hating the dolphins thread. Here's how it works. Type something (anything) into line one. By line 5, I'll connect it to: "I hate the miami dolphins". Here is an example from last year: 1. The Beverly Hillbillies 2. One of the main characters in the Beverly Hillbillies was "Jethro" 3. The Band "Jethro Tull" had a big hit with Aqualung 4. Aqua is the main color of the miami dolphins uniforms 5. I hate the miami dolphins
EndZoneCrew Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 1. !@#$ Miami 2. !@#$ Miami 3. !@#$ Miami 4. !@#$ Miami 5. !@#$ Miami
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 1. !@#$ Maimi2. !@#$ Maimi 3. !@#$ Maimi 4. !@#$ Maimi 5. !@#$ Maimi 66520[/snapback] 1. !@#$ Maimi 2. Maimi is a misspelling of miami (you're lucky too because if you capitalize miami, I refuse to respond). 3. Spelling errors often occur in places where nobody speaks the language of the land (English) 4. No one in miami speaks English 5. I hate the miami dolphins
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 Escape Goats (hehehehe) 66551[/snapback] 1. Escape Goats (Isn't this a mute point? ) 2. When goats escape you have to round them up in a big goat rodeo 3. A goat rodeo is a term used to describe a disorganized mess 4. The miami dolphins are a disorganized mess 5. I hate the miami dolphins
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 1. Double date with Fabio 66553[/snapback] 1. Double date with Fabio 2. At the end of a double date with Fabio, you're likely to hear a woman scream "I can't believe it's not butter" (Unless you're a TBD poster and you chicken out) 3. Butter is often served on bread 4. Bread and water is the menu at many prisons which are the homes of ex-dolphins 5. I hate the miami dolphins
Beerball Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 1. Nude volleyball 66563[/snapback] 1. Nude volleyball 2. Nude Volleyball can lead to sandy crevices 3. A crevice is a crack 4. Many past present and future dolphins smoke crack 5. I hate the miami dolphins
bobblehead Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 1. We suck 2. They suck worse 3. I hate the Miami Dolphins
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 Saint Louis Cardinals 66565[/snapback] 1. Saint Louis Cardinals 2. The best player on the StL Cardinals is Albert Pujols 3. The pronunciation of his last name is Poo Holes 4. The miami dolphins are a bunch of Poo Holes 5. I hate the miami dolphins
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 John Kerry 66567[/snapback] 1. John Kerry 2. John Kerry is married to a crass ketchup heiress 3. That ketchup uses 57 types of tomatoes 4. If the miami dolphins lose 57 in a row, I'll still root against them next week 5. I hate the miami dolphins
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO... 66569[/snapback] 1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO... 2. These are the ladies of TBD (you forgot blzrul) 3. TBD stands for 2 Bills drive and also To Be Determined 4. It is To Be Determined if the dolphins ever win another game 5. I hate the miami dolphins
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 Evil Bastard 66571[/snapback] 1. Evil Bastard 2. Evil Bastard joined TBD today 3. As such, he is listed as "UDFA" 4.. The enitre dolphins roster were, or should have been UDFAs 5. I hate the miami dolphins
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