C.Biscuit97 Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Willis' condom supplier... Let's just say I'm writing this from a public library's computer
Lurker Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 I did that for a while....benefits sucked. Dread Pirate Roberts??
stinky finger Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Cool, will you come over and landscape my back yard?? I'll do your frontyard with my ....ahem....Lanacane. (sorry....couldn't resist )
Mile High Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 That's DISGUSTING, Lana! What has gotten into you lately?? Wow.
In space no one can hear Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Buffan00 I'm sensing that you lost control of this thread.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 What? Nobody has claimed to be the official "Ice Boy" for Playboy magazine? Wow... You guys truly ARE NOT living!
mellaman101 Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 I double as a stunt man for Peter North, make about 250k a year but most of it goes to astroglyde. Is that for his gay or straight movies?
Fan in San Diego Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. Good one, the subtlety escaped my attention at first !
RuntheDamnBall Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 I did that for a while....benefits sucked. And no long term security. There's always someone waiting to steal your booty and plunder your household.
swede316 Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Professional Kangaroo Hunter...I get paid in beer!!!
USMCBillsFan Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of.
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