tennesseeboy Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS........ A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman who wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS........ A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman who wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beerball Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Yet another reason why men should not do the grocery shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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