stevestojan Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossi...te_pagesix_.htm He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father. "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."
apuszczalowski Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossi...te_pagesix_.htm He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father. "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Wow, that guy just will not leave the spotlight. I am going to say this is about 95% false, and probably a poblicity stunt just to get back into the headlines. The guy needs attention, and will do anything to get it, like writing a "fake" confession about killing his ex-wife
DC Tom Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Wow, that guy just will not leave the spotlight. I am going to say this is about 95% false, and probably a poblicity stunt just to get back into the headlines. The guy needs attention, and will do anything to get it, like writing a "fake" confession about killing his ex-wife Looks like an Onion headline. "Slow sperm"? Is the Post's Page 6 some sort of satire or something?
buckeyemike Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 I'm not sure even Anna Nicole would stoop so low as to sleep with O.J. OK, I take that back.
MadBuffaloDisease Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Let's see. They both were in "Naked Gun: 33-1/3" together back in 1994 and her daughter was born last September meaning conception happened at the end of 2005/beginning of 2006. Yep, that's some slow-moving sperm alright!
apuszczalowski Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Let's see. They both were in "Naked Gun: 33-1/3" together back in 1994 and her daughter was born last September meaning conception happened at the end of 2005/beginning of 2006. Yep, that's some slow-moving sperm alright! Although he doesn't say when they slept together (he did say he frequents the Baammas though) I'm assuming thats part of the joke. Otherwise why would someone just say something like that about themselves? And I could see her doing that, back in '94 he was just a bad comedic actor, and a HOF former NFL football player and Heisman winner. That would be before he got to add "alleged" double murderer to that resume
HopsGuy Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Although he doesn't say when they slept together (he did say he frequents the Baammas though) I'm assuming thats part of the joke. Otherwise why would someone just say something like that about themselves? Well, it IS OJ. Anyway, I posted in the first ANS thread that I had seen OJ at the Seminole Hard Rock during the conference championship games. So he's known to frequent the place, so hooking up with da OJ isn't out of the realm of possibility for ANS.
Chef Jim Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Slow moving? Bullchit I say. That stuff had Juice DNA in it. Not only would it be fast but slippery as well.
IDBillzFan Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Slow moving? Bullchit I say. That stuff had Juice DNA in it. Not only would it be fast but slippery as well. Frankly I think this is all bullschitt. Everyone knows OJ doesn't like white chicks.
taterhill Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Frankly I think this is all bullschitt. Everyone knows OJ doesn't like white chicks. now I see the hilarity...all this time I was missing this comedy GOLD
stinky finger Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Frankly I think this is all bullschitt. Everyone knows OJ doesn't like white chicks. He doesn't, that is, until he turns them into pez dispensers.
DC Tom Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Slow moving? Bullchit I say. That stuff had Juice DNA in it. Not only would it be fast but slippery as well. Except the DNA was planted by the LAPD...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Looks like an Onion headline. "Slow sperm"? Is the Post's Page 6 some sort of satire or something? If it doesn't swim ...it must be him.
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