plenzmd1 Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 So Jack is speaking at my company's user group meeting in June(keynote), and will have a privite session with 25 of our more strategic CEO"s after . I have two client CEO that will be invited to that group, so I get to be in there as well, albeit as a water boy or coffee fetcher I'm sure. I have two months to come up with something creative to say to him, any suggestions?
HopsGuy Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 So Jack is speaking at my company's user group meeting in June(keynote), and will have a private session with 25 of our more strategic CEO"s after . I have two client CEO that will be invited to that group, so I get to be in there as well, albeit as a water boy or coffee fetcher I'm sure. I have two months to come up with something creative to say to him, any suggestions? (1) Do you recommend rounding up or down when eliminating the bottom 10% in Six Sigma? (2) I think you were the 2nd hottest person featured in "Irish America" in the last few years. I put you ahead of Bridget Moynahan, but behind Tom Brady. (3) Don't you think GE should ditch finance and concentrate on its core competency: Light bulbs? (4) Does this sweater make me look fat?
Beerball Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 So Jack is speaking at my company's user group meeting in June(keynote), and will have a privite session with 25 of our more strategic CEO"s after . I have two client CEO that will be invited to that group, so I get to be in there as well, albeit as a water boy or coffee fetcher I'm sure. I have two months to come up with something creative to say to him, any suggestions? ask him about his retirement package
mead107 Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 ask him how much he enjoyed putting thousands out of work at GE in the 80s
erynthered Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 So Jack is speaking at my company's user group meeting in June(keynote), and will have a privite session with 25 of our more strategic CEO"s after . I have two client CEO that will be invited to that group, so I get to be in there as well, albeit as a water boy or coffee fetcher I'm sure. I have two months to come up with something creative to say to him, any suggestions? Ask him how many time he farted after his first colonoscopy.
plenzmd1 Posted March 7, 2007 Author Posted March 7, 2007 Ask him how many time he farted after his first colonoscopy. Now, that seems to be a winner
stuckincincy Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Ask him about his alliance with Teddy Kennedy to fight tooth and nail against cleaning up their PCBs in the Hudson River.
KD in CA Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 For those who are in investment banking (or Clinton Global Initative members), I had a meeting with Alan Patricof on Monday....a rather interesting character to meet.
mead107 Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 For those who are in investment banking (or Clinton Global Initative members), I had a meeting with Alan Patricof on Monday....a rather interesting character to meet. so what did you ask him ???
KD in CA Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 so what did you ask him ??? We asked him the same thing we every VC: "May we please have several million dollars?"
EZC-Boston Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 I love his joice....esp the white grape...mmmmm If you're going to make a joke at least spell it right. Nice fat fingers, fatty....
KD in CA Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 I love his joice....esp the white grape...mmmmm Joice DeWitt was underrated....she suffered from Bailey Quarters syndrome.
taterhill Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Joice DeWitt was underrated....she suffered from Bailey Quarters syndrome. i used to play quarters...nice drinking game..flip cup ruled though
Just Jack Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 i used to play quarters...nice drinking game..flip cup ruled though Whatever did happen to Flip Wilson?
KD in CA Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 Whatever did happen to Flip Wilson? How Wilson didn't win a Best Supporting Actor Oscar I'll never know.
taterhill Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 How Wilson didn't win a Best Supporting Actor Oscar I'll never know. how can people eat Oscar Meyer weiners when there are Sahlens...mmm weiners
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