Fan in San Diego Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Been busy and missed the last few days for Tues. and Weds. I'll try and make it up ! Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention! Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the B word!!!!! Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like sh-- !! Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and B word comes back for more. Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving. Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow. Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn! Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day. Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund. Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on. Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed. Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road. Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Yo momma is so fat, she was sportin her Malcolm X shirt and helicopters started buzzin around trying to land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Strike 3 yooouurrr ooouuttt! Momma jokes, the last gasp of a desperate man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Yo momma is so fat she smokes a ham after sex. Yo momma is like a rifle, one rooster and she's ready to blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffan00 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Yo momma is so fat she smokes a ham after sex. Yo momma is like a rifle, one rooster and she's ready to blow. The ham one is great!!..LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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