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For a long time I thought Ashley Judd was overrated.

 

But, I'm starting to come around.

 

Good pics (esp. the first and second ones). :blink:

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I am 100% with u there, I have come around :lol:

 

For a long time I thought Ashley Judd was overrated.

 

But, I'm starting to come around.

 

Good pics (esp. the first and second ones). :blink:

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Last year, Rick Majerus was doing the color commentary for a game at UK. During a timeout, AJ had gone down to the court and led the student section in a cheer. The play-by-play guy (Dan Schulman?) asked him, "Rick, what did you think of Ashley's performance?"

 

Rick: "That was fantastic. I'm not going to need to rent a movie at the hotel tonight."

 

:blink::lol::lol:

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Last year, Rick Majerus was doing the color commentary for a game at UK. During a timeout, AJ had gone down to the court and led the student section in a cheer. The play-by-play guy (Dan Schulman?) asked him, "Rick, what did you think of Ashley's performance?"

 

Rick: "That was fantastic. I'm not going to need to rent a movie at the hotel tonight."

 

:lol::lol::lol:

Nothing like morbidly obese guys giving a visual of his "date" later that night. :blink:

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Ungodly beauty. She is the ultimate wife material. The total package.

 

 

You are right...besides being gorgeous, she is batshit crazy! Wife material indeed!

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Well, you're the first car in an hour or so.

Glad you stopped in, its been slow around here today.

Just like everyday.

 

Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plate.

And I though I recognized that name on your credit card.

You're a movie star.

 

Well, I can't wait to get back home.

To tell all my buddies.

That I met one of the most famous people in the country.

 

Well, I only go to movies when I'm down and bold and green.

And the cable don't come this far.

So I never watch TV.

 

I know you played in something.

But I'm gonna need some help.

Wait, weren't you in Cannonball Run?

No, oh well.

 

Allow me to introduce myself.

The name ain't John.

This is sombody else's breezy shirt.

My names Kurt.

 

This is the town that I grew up in.

Never seen L.A.

The closest I been to Hollywood is Dollywood.

But when you get back to Beverly Hills, you can tell all your buddies that you met one of the most famous people in the country.

 

Cuz I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake.

And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state.

And I'm still signin autographs after all these years.

Oh, yeah I guess I'm gonna need yours.

Sign....um...here

 

I'm thinkin bout doin some acting someday.

If I ever make it out to L.A., can I give you a shout?

Maybe, crash on your couch?

 

If you hear of any roles that are floatin around that put me and Ashley Judd makin out in a steamy love-scene I'd work pretty cheap.

 

If the phones are down, just ask around.

You'll get a hold of me.

Cuz I'm one of the most famous people in the country.

You're talkin to one of the most famous people in the country.

 

Six Pack?

Wasn't it you in that move Six Pack?

You look a lot thinner and younger on TV.

Are you gaining weight for a role or something?

 

I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing.

I would work for free.

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