Fan in San Diego Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
Beerball Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Perhaps you and Mike should change roles. He can try posting jokes, and you can try to find a hot woman in Ohio. It's worth a try.
mead107 Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 I like the one about the 84 year old women that wanted sex .
ricojes Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Perhaps you and Mike should change roles. He can try posting jokes, and you can try to find a hot woman in Ohio. It's worth a try.
stinky finger Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 This joke is embarrassingly bad. Sorry.......
BUFFALOTONE Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 San Diego you had a chance for redemption and you crapped all over it. I now say Good Day Sir, I said Good Day sir!
buckeyemike Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Perhaps you and Mike should change roles. He can try posting jokes, and you can try to find a hot woman in Ohio. It's worth a try.
RayFinkle Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Warning: Potentially offensive joke ahead. A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to !@#$ your brains out, and suck your breasts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Chef Jim Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Warning: Potentially offensive joke ahead. A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to !@#$ your brains out, and suck your breasts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." Hahahahahaha. That was funny. What the hell did it say? That font color burned holes in my retinas.
Mikie2times Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Perhaps you and Mike should change roles. He can try posting jokes, and you can try to find a hot woman in Ohio. It's worth a try.
Fan in San Diego Posted February 17, 2007 Author Posted February 17, 2007 This joke is embarrassingly bad. Sorry....... And I care about your opinion because ? ......... Oh, I remember, I dont !
Fan in San Diego Posted February 17, 2007 Author Posted February 17, 2007 San Diego you had a chance for redemption and you crapped all over it. I now say Good Day Sir, I said Good Day sir! So you wont be reading my joke of the day posts anymore ?
Beerball Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 So you wont be reading my joke of the day posts anymore ? we kid! well, mostly...OK, once in while. we're actually jealous because you are in SD and we aren't, it leads to our hostility
BUFFALOTONE Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 I will stick by you till somthing genius arrives. This may take a while.
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