Fan in San Diego Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I can only remember two of them. Add the ones you remember or can you make up a really good new one. 1) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want to visit Grampa ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! And keep digging ! 2) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want anymore spaghetti ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! Or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm ! 3) .... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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In space no one can hear Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I can only remember two of them. Add the ones you remember or can you make up a really good new one. 1) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want to visit Grampa ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! And keep digging ! 2) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want anymore spaghetti ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! Or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm ! 3) .... ? 3) WTF IS THIS ALL ABOUT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 i remember them as a concept but cannot remember any specifically...i do like the 2 you gave, they are in the spirit of the joke I can only remember two of them. Add the ones you remember or can you make up a really good new one. 1) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want to visit Grampa ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! And keep digging ! 2) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want anymore spaghetti ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! Or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm ! 3) .... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunBillsBacker Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I can only remember two of them. Add the ones you remember or can you make up a really good new one. 1) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want to visit Grampa ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! And keep digging ! 2) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want anymore spaghetti ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! Or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm ! 3) .... ? I never heard of these jokes, but #1 was pretty funny. #2 just creeped me out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Mommy! Mommy! I hate my sister's guts! Shut up and eat what's put in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Mommy! Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 THe only one I remember - Mommy, Mommy, the kids at school make fun of me calling me a vampire. Shut up & drink your soup b4 it clots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Mike1 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Mommy, Mommy, why do I keep walking in circles? Shut-up or I'll nail you other foot to the floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I remember... Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Just don't stand there, get the marshmallows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 yeah, MY generation is the messed up one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 As delivered by Ralph Malph: Mommy, Mommy, the kids are calling me a werewolf. Shut up and comb your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 What years were these type of jokes popular? I t might have been the years I was in prison. Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim? Shut up and get back in the sack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Does this work? Kid: Mommy mommy the teacher made me go down on her! Mommy: Shut-up kid and do whatever your Aunt says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 Does this work? Kid: Mommy mommy the teacher made me go down on her! Mommy: Shut-up kid and do whatever your Aunt says. Good one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Good one ! Leave this place at once. You risk the treatment that buckeye mike has received if you stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 What years were these type of jokes popular? I t might have been the years I was in prison.Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim? Shut up and get back in the sack! I just remember a few of them from the 60's when my older brother was telling them to me. Never heard them since really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I just remember a few of them from the 60's when my older brother was telling them to me. Never heard them since really. This is your final warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 I never thought to google for Mommy Mommy jokes, I thought they were way too obscure and bizarre to have survived the 60's. But I found some. here's a funny one ! Do people want a Mommy Mommy joke of the day ? Here it is . Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I never thought to google for Mommy Mommy jokes, I thought they were way too obscure and bizarre to have survived the 60's. But I found some. here's a funny one ! Do people want a Mommy Mommy joke of the day ? Here it is . Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father. I am on a mission here and you will not deter me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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