BarkLessWagMore Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 So to sum up: you play the banjo in North Carolina and can't understand why you only attract the weirdos. Got it. God...that is funny!! Coffee on the keyboard funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 maybe there is part of the problem there, you are looking for the same qualities you had in friends up north...so when they do not like the sabres or bills, things, subconsciously, go south for you from the start...I found the same thing here in richmond, which could explain why 3 of my closest freinds are fellow fredonia-ers I'm not on suicide watch or anything, just kinda frustrated with the lack of quality human beings who appreciate the Bills and Sabres and enjoy a beer from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Well- I think I finally solved your problem! Here are some males you can bond with. Your New Friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 maybe there is part of the problem there, you are looking for the same qualities you had in friends up north...so when they do not like the sabres or bills, things, subconsciously, go south for you from the start...I found the same thing here in richmond, which could explain why 3 of my closest freinds are fellow fredonia-ers Problem is, is that I have met a ton of people...none from the upstate area. I did meet a guy that was born in buffalo, and was a "supposed" Bills fan...but he doesnt watch the games and doesn't watch the Sabres because "hockey sucks". Most people I have met are from Long Island or Ohio. Just the way the migration pattern is in the piedmont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 So first you complain that your friends drink too much, now you're complaining they don't drink enough. Sheesh Goldielocks, you're picky Yeah, I know. But I wasn't really complaining he drank too much...just that he couldn't control his bodily functions when he did. It went something like this..."That is my friend, Tim. No the other one, the one with the depends on..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Stop being a wuss. Real men don't need no stinkin friends (I have first hand knowledge here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Stop being a wuss. Real men don't need no stinkin friends (I have first hand knowledge here). You are missing the point, he does have a stinking freind, (the one with the irritable bowel syndrome, bodily function control problem), catch up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 But the couple of times I have met a guy with common interests, it just goes south...quick. One guy turned out to be a raging alcoholic, even pissing himself the last time we went out. Another guy is sooooo whipped that we can't even go to a movie without his wife calling 4-5 times in a 3 hour period. They either want to go out and get laid or trashed. There seems to be no middle of the road. One guy pulled out his bible and started preaching at me in the middle of Hooters I have the same problem over here in Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Problem is, is that I have met a ton of people...none from the upstate area. I did meet a guy that was born in buffalo, and was a "supposed" Bills fan...but he doesnt watch the games and doesn't watch the Sabres because "hockey sucks". Most people I have met are from Long Island or Ohio. Just the way the migration pattern is in the piedmont. Got a feeling all the people you want want to friends with say"what a freaking weird O , dude don't want to hang out unless we be Bills fans. Do you have an opinion whether Dale should get majority ownership? Can you discuss Butchs first recruiting class? How bout that Wilson kid from Richmond who spoda be the savior at QB for state. Who ya got in Nascar fantasy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Yeah, it's all good. I moved from south Fl... and it was worse there. At least the weather is much nicer here. I hear you. Just started playing the banjo and was looking up groups that meet locally. The one Bills group that I found is non-alcoholic . Kooky. I saw "Deliverance". Maybe its the banjo playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Got a feeling all the people you want want to friends with say"what a freaking weird O , dude don't want to hang out unless we be Bills fans. Do you have an opinion whether Dale should get majority ownership? Can you discuss Butchs first recruiting class? How bout that Wilson kid from Richmond who spoda be the savior at QB for state. Who ya got in Nascar fantasy? Dude, I am in NC. If you dont know about Dale jr, or Unc or Nascar, just by getting up in the morning...then there is something wrong with you. These people in my "development" are not NC born and raised. Like I said...they are all transplants, so I would say that I know more about the local venues then they do. Another example. Met the bible thumper within the first few weeks, and aside from his "preaching" him and his wife are really nice. Tells me he is a raiders fan. Well that season (05) the bills played at the raiders. So I invited him over. He shows up with raiders gear that he hasn't worn since 1980. Zubaz pants that were too small, a half shirt and a raiders bandana. Of course he doesnt drink so he can be closer to god. On top of that he doesnt know a single player on his team, but proceeds to yell and cheer every time they get a first down or even touch the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 I saw "Deliverance". Maybe its the banjo playing. Yeah I saw deliverance too. But I still have my sight and all my teeth. Also, I am not that good to warrant any consideration as a "player". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Maybe you should round the bases instead of going for a homerun on the first date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Play sports? Softball, Bowling, Basketball leagues are a great way to make friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Of course he doesnt drink so he can be closer to god. On top of that he doesnt know a single player on his team, but proceeds to yell and cheer every time they get a first down or even touch the ball. So what? So he's not a diehard fan, who cares? CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Yeah, it's all good. I moved from south Fl... and it was worse there. At least the weather is much nicer here. I hear you. Just started playing the banjo and was looking up groups that meet locally. The one Bills group that I found is non-alcoholic . Kooky. Hey I live in South Florida and love the Bills, Sabres and beer. Its definetly you champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dude, I am in NC. If you dont know about Dale jr, or Unc or Nascar, just by getting up in the morning...then there is something wrong with you. These people in my "development" are not NC born and raised. Like I said...they are all transplants, so I would say that I know more about the local venues then they do. Another example. Met the bible thumper within the first few weeks, and aside from his "preaching" him and his wife are really nice. Tells me he is a raiders fan. Well that season (05) the bills played at the raiders. So I invited him over. He shows up with raiders gear that he hasn't worn since 1980. Zubaz pants that were too small, a half shirt and a raiders bandana. Of course he doesnt drink so he can be closer to god. On top of that he doesnt know a single player on his team, but proceeds to yell and cheer every time they get a first down or even touch the ball. My post was meant to be sarcastic, guess it didn't come across that way, sorry. Down here in the cradle of the confederacy, have foundI need to be more up on the "local" sports. I must admit though, have become a nascar fan in the lst 4 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Something tells me in all this that ncdawg is crying out for help. My hunch is he might have forgotten one or more of the rules of manlaw and doesn't have a good buddy down in NC that can polint this out. Here is a list ncdawg- please self test yourself and make the appropriate adjustments in your life. Let us know how things turn out! manlaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Hey I live in South Florida and love the Bills, Sabres and beer. Its definetly you champ. Hey I'm sorry to hear that pally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Something tells me in all this that ncdawg is crying out for help. My hunch is he might have forgotten one or more of the rules of manlaw and doesn't have a good buddy down in NC that can polint this out. Here is a list ncdawg- please self test yourself and make the appropriate adjustments in your life. Let us know how things turn out! manlaws Not crying out for help...just complaining a bit. Thanks for the list, though. I did well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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