Bungee Jumper Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 That place is about 20 minutes south of me. I was there for the conference championship games, and who do we see there? The Juice! My buddy was in the bathroom and OJ steps up to the urinal two down from him and says, "Did you see Reggie Bush!?!" My friend, flummoxed, says, "Yup, that was something." OJ: "SC IN DA HOUSE!!!" Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood is quite a place. OJ was there...a blonde dies suddenly and prematurely there today...hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Yeah... TrimSpa baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 It's true. The story's already gone all over the world. A colleague of mine listens to an Irish radio station over the Net and they reported it at the top of the hour. Thirty-nine years old. Honestly, I thought she was 41 or 42. I thought she was a bit younger. Fame and its bad side, I guess. I really shouldn't have made the joking comments I did...RIP, Anna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Remembering her at her best NSFW best Those dont work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 So, lemme get this straight. Her lawyer buddy, Howard Stern (not the radio guy) is the last one with her son before he dies of pills that **may or may not** have been given to him by Stern. Then, a month later, the dude marries Anna Nicole and claims to be her baby's daddy. Now, Anna Nicole collapses suddenly and dies. So this Stern guy, as her husband, is probably legally entitled to her estate, which would include the claim on the oil money. Is that about right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 So your the one actually watches Kathy Griffin. Huh you learn something new everyday. Oh hey I just love KG - goin' to see her Mon. nite at Shea's - am guesing she'll have to do a re-write of this stuff... "The thing about Anna Nicole Smith is, you know that old fart she married who kicked the bucket? Have you seen pictures of him? And then he left her $500,000,000. And I think she earned every penny. Do you want to blow him? I don't. Even if she gave him just one handjob...give it to her." "So I'm doing "Hollywood Squares", and Anna Nicole has missed the first three shows. She slept through them, and when she finally shows up for the evening tapings, she's surrounded by her whole entourage including Kimmy, her lesbian assisant who is clearly in love with her...allegedly! And Howard K. Stern, that guy who lives off of her. And her cute little son Daniel, he's 14 and he's just so sweet, he's so cute, and he is so totally !@#$ed. You don't recover from your mother being Anna Nicole Smith. I'll see you at Promises, honey. I'll meet you in the Downey-Poundstone wing." "So of course, just as she turns to leave, Anna Nicole just catches my eye, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now here's my thing with celebrities, when I'm busted...I'm busted! I mean some come up to me and they ask me 'So, I heard you called me a fat cow drug addict?' 'I probably did...'. 'Did you say I was gay?' 'I thought you were...'. So, you know there's Anna Nicole and I figure I'm busted and I swear to God this is what happened...Anna Nicole walks over to me, 'HAH KATHYAIDFA'... Yeah, so I wasn't sure whether she knew who I was or if she was mad at me or if she had just taken some Trimspa..." Hers was a sad life. RIP Anna Nicole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 What's the over/under on the number of threads started on this topic by people too lazy to find the first thread? I've got 6. 3.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 The one good thing you can say about Anna Nicole Smith is...uhhh....ummm...errr...hmmm...wait, I know there's something.... Okay. Here's one. She never stole music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 remember when this was interesting the first time it happened back in 1962? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 remember when this was interesting the first time it happened back in 1962? eh, i agree there... fun watching others rib on ya, but enough is enough already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 eh, i agree there... fun watching others rib on ya, but enough is enough already i was referring to Marilyn Monroe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Anna Nicole owns a house down the street from me. I wonder what the neighborhood will do without our beloved D Cup celebrity. Maybe someone else in the neighborhood with get implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 i was referring to Marilyn Monroe... Yes. Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe. Two peas in a pod. Seriously, kid. Try to let the thoughts go through a filter first, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Yes. Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe. Two peas in a pod. Seriously, kid. Try to let the thoughts go through a filter first, okay? Yeah, I somehow doubt Elton writes a song about ANS.... It is interesting about the Howard Stern guy... something the police will no doubt be looking at very closely. Either an amazing set of coincidences or this guy was pretty stupid to ensure that even Barney Fife could connect the dots here. Then again, that seems to be a trait of her entire family and entourage. Sorry to speak ill of the dead, but she was a whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneonta Buffalo Fan Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Apparently yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 The only reason we've heard of her is because she has big boobies, married old money, and has issues with her weight and drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Call me nuts...I just feel so bad about this. Its clear she was a lost soul and it finally caught up to her. I hope shes in a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 This really doesn't deserve two threads. It really doesn't deserve one, frankly. Well...okay, maybe it deserves one, just so I can make the obligatory "Silicone poisoning?" joke... then why respond? Why respond multiple times? You must have an exciting life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Call me nuts...I just feel so bad about this. Its clear she was a lost soul and it finally caught up to her. I hope shes in a better place. Call me callous, but people I don't know dying doesn't even make me blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffan00 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Call me callous, but people I don't know dying doesn't even make me blink. Your callous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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