Very funny segment on Mike and Mike in the morning a few days ago

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Ok so I was driving to school this morning when they were saying how athletes and celebrities have created children's books. So what they did this morning was to see what kind of books people could come up for that certain athlete or celebrity.

 

For example. "Lil Sammy Unlearns English" by Sammy Sosa.

"I'm keeping things positive" by Mark McGwire.

 

Some were clever. I wonder what people here can come up with.

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"Big Mikey Snorts Something White" by M. Irvin

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"Susie Regresses Toward the Mean" by H. Arm.

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"Jay Jay Crashes a Messageboard" by Jay Rosen

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"OJ Gets a New Glove" by M. Clark

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"Run Maurice! Run!" by Maurice Clarett

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"One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, More" by Mike Williams

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"Hands Are not for Hitting" by Ron Artest

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Tom Brady Has a New Favorite Receiver - By the same people that brought the world "Heather has 2 mommies"

 

Am I Crazy? Depends - By crazy astronaut chick

 

Fun With Guns - By Tank Johnson, foreward by Ted Nugent

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"The best way to win is to cheat" by S. Merriman

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" Obey the laws " By the Cincinnati Bengals

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"Willis has a Famous Daddy" by the mother of Willis McGahee's second child

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"Surviving in the NFL " By Ryan Leaf

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"Never Lie" by Nick Saban

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"In through the Out Window" by Cecil Collins

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" How to win in the NFL " By Matt Millen

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"How to win graciously" by B. Belichick

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Da Soldja and His Bike - Kellen Winslow Jr

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"Bill Goes to the Gorcery Store" by Bill Parcells

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Da Soldja and His Bike - Kellen Winslow Jr

 

Didn't Big Ben write a similar book?