Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 Back from roadwork and continuing the dubious tradition with a big plate of slimy nachos... 6:35pm: 1) Bud LIGHT Rock-Paper-Scissors. The first good Bud Light ad I've seen in a while. 2) Doritos Clumsy. She was hot though. 3) Blockbuster Movies with rodents. Meh. Don't do cute during a football game. 4) Katie Communic, and Prince.
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Posted February 4, 2007 6:39pm 1) Sierra Mist Free beard combover. Brett Farve's shorts? 2) High-maintenance blond, uh oh. Salesgenie.com? Die spammer. 3) Sierra Mist. What if someone reaches for it? Here's your answer: Boot To The Head.
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Posted February 4, 2007 6:48pm 1) Yoyota Tundra. If you want to keep my attention, lay off the brakes and show me what it looks like at the bottom of the canyon. 2) Fed ex. Moon office. That's a whole lot of money wasted on effects. 3) Bug Light wedding. Hah! Do they have a new ad agency this year? All their commercials were pretty crummy last year, but 2 for 2 this year.
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Posted February 4, 2007 6:55pm 1) Snickers man-love. Ewwwww, I may never eat another one of those again. 2) Schick Quattro off da hizzy, old ad. I'm surprised we haven't added a blade or three since last year. We're due for 6 or 7 bladed razors, aren't we? 3) Black swimming team movie. Well, what the hell, Jamaica had bobsledders. Stand up to the evil and oppressive white butterfly strokers.
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 6:58pm, back on the normal NFL commercial schedule 1) Chevy classic rock... was that Karen Allen? Guess she needs to do something for money. Well, something else. 2) Bud Light ESL class. That was a little politically correct eh? The one Mexican there was the teacher.
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:15pm. Wow, that was an eternity. 1) Godaddy.com.... where are the boobs? There they are. How lame is a company where the first thing you think of when someone mentions them, is boobs? 2) Grand Coke Auto. This really could use Michael Douglas from Falling Down.
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:23pm 1) Nothing evokes sympathy like a mangy mutt. Still a weak ad. What was it for again? I didn't even notice. 2) Ultra-Garmin-Man! Hot damn! Let's hear it for the old-skool Japanese monster mash!
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:29pm 1) Careerbuilder.com lemmings... what the hell was that supposed to be about? 2) Doritos with a Rosie O'Donnell clone at the checkout. Makes sense she's familiar with all the flavors, and probably all the queso too. 3) Disturbing car wash for Chevy. Thanks for convincing me to buy foreign again.
/dev/null Posted February 5, 2007 Posted February 5, 2007 3) Disturbing car wash for Chevy. Thanks for convincing me to buy foreign again.
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:35pm 1) Bud Light Smack My B!tch up. No, I don't know what it's about either, but the trend toward the Three Stooges in these Bud commercials is most welcome. 2) Heart, attacked. Beatyourrisk.com? Send me some of that hot Diabetes, and I'll beatsomethingelse.com
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Posted February 5, 2007 Is it just me, or are the commercials really sucking this year?
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:38pm 1) Robot screw-up for GM. Jump! Man, that commercial might cause me to commit suicide. Not because a robot shows how, but because they brought back my repressed memory of "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen. 2) Coke celebrates Black History, Especially Today. Is something going on today on a par with the "I Have A Dream" speech or something?
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:45pm 1) John Travolta in a movie with one of the Bobs. Looks pretty dumb. 2) Sprint Connectile Dysfunction. That was kinda crappy too. 3) NFL Mobile. I wouldn't even want it for free.
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 Is it just me, or are the commercials really sucking this year? I don't know, I've liked several of the Bud Lights, and anybody mking allusions to Ultra-Man gets a virtual hi-five from me. Other than that, ya, there really hasn't been much to speak of. I guess the commercials are on par with the game. Is this the Super Bowl, or Hot Potato?
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:52pm 1) The Bears... fumble! How'd they know? More allusions to Black Guys. At the Super Bowl? You don't say?
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 7:54pm 1) Coke. Some old guy. Yep, another lame commercial.
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Posted February 5, 2007 So far, the best thing I've seen during a commercial break has not been a commercial, but the Late Show promo with Dave in a Peyton Manning jersey...and Oprah in an orange Urlacher jersey, with Dave's arm around her. "Honey, don't talk with your mouth full."
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Posted February 5, 2007 I'm going to do something else for a while. No way do I watch that 4-foot-10 Jehovah's Witness.
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Posted February 5, 2007 I'm going to do something else for a while. No way do I watch that 4-foot-10 Jehovah's Witness.
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