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Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when

their boat starts sinking.

 

Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you

know I don't swim so well."

 

Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his

lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So Morty

begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty

minutes, he begins to tire.

 

Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks Saul, "So

Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"

 

Saul replies, "Morty, this is a heck of a time to be

asking for money!"

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