Buftex Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I was driving through Cortland for the 1st time and came across the local fraternity/sorority section of town. Then I saw two sorority chicks on a teeter totter going up and down. I almost jumped my car up on the curb I was so distracted. Far be it, that I would ever deny these girls the right to have a teeter totter in their front yard, or a trampoline in back. However, I wish they would put up a sign so the easily distracted drivers like myself know in advance. Or perhaps one of those blinking school speed limit signs. 64488[/snapback] Funny you bring this up. I was working my weekend job at a local record store, here in Austin this past weekend. An incrediblly good looking, very scantily clad young lady was crossing the street, on foot, at the very busy intersection in front of the store. Many of us were eying her up through the front window. Just as we were all looking, some guy in a little two seat sports car cranes his neck to take a peek, while in the middle of taking a left turn. He turned right into the oncoming traffic. His car was totaled, and he had to be taken off in a stretcher. I don't think the poor guy was injured too badly, because he was able to walk himself on to the stretcher. It was kind of scarry, and kind of funny. The power that women have over us is unbelievable!
Tux of Borg Posted October 13, 2004 Author Posted October 13, 2004 You guys kill me... I make a post about hot (possibly bi) sorority girls on a teeter totter, and it turns into a bickering contest. Now if anybody sees a sorority with a slip and slide in front of it, I want to know!
erynthered Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Nope, I need the one with the crayon marks. I'm a stupid nerd. 68433[/snapback] At least you can spell
Alaska Darin Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 You guys kill me... Now if anybody sees a sorority with a slip and slide in front of it, I want to know! 68437[/snapback] Me too! I make a post about hot (possibly bi) sorority girls on a teeter totter, and it turns into a bickering contest. We are the "bickering BILLS" after all.
KD in CA Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Nope, I need the one with the crayon marks. I'm a stupid nerd. 68433[/snapback] Hmmm....there seem to be a lot of you. Is this thread the beginning of the REVENGE of the nerds? Where's booger?
EndZoneCrew Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Yeah and I hate it when people "orrect" my spelling too. (Sorry EZC...too good to resist) Mike 68376[/snapback] :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: ................
_BiB_ Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 OK, in the spirit of the thread... I was in Savannah, Georgia this past weekend. Armstrong University. I don't think the aforementioned Alma Mater can hold a candle. Both quality and quantity. Big nursing program. Southern Belles.
GG Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Sorry, its not just a college degree from Cortland, its also a Masters Degree from UVA. I had a very good education there too and I didn't have to worry about "your" or "you're" grammar on some rant board to get my degree. 68147[/snapback] Yeah, but the real question is, "Did you do your own homework?"
VABills Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Wow! Way cool dude! Oops, just dropped my slide rule. 68390[/snapback] Just don't bend over and pick it up around Tom. He likes a guy with a slide rule.
VABills Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Me too! We are the "bickering BILLS" after all. 68445[/snapback] Slip and slide in Alaska. Damn I bet the women have permanent high beam.
Alaska Darin Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Slip and slide in Alaska. Damn I bet the women have permanent high beam. 68528[/snapback] Actually the only water park up here is indoors. Big surprise there. Talk about a breeding ground for bacteria. Ick.
gmac17 Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I was working my weekend job at a local record store, here in Austin this past weekend. An incrediblly good looking, very scantily clad young lady was crossing the street, on foot, at the very busy intersection in front of the store. Many of us were eying her up through the front window. Just as we were all looking, some guy in a little two seat sports car cranes his neck to take a peek, while in the middle of taking a left turn. He turned right into the oncoming traffic. His car was totaled, and he had to be taken off in a stretcher. there is a girls gone wild video (a friend told me about it...) where a girl is flashing in a moving convertible and it causes an accident right behind her - sort of a girls gone wild / incredible videos all in one...
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