DrDawkinstein Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 someone posted these on a music messageboard im on: 1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati? A huddle. 2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass." 5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players - "Yes your Honor, No your Honor". 6. The Bengals had an 8 and 5 season this year: 8 arrests (literally), 5 convictions. 7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted: Johnny Cochran 8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp? Studying the Miranda Rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Long Beach Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Ooooooh, some good ones! Thanks, helped brighten my day. I think they're up to 9 arrests now (and counting). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Look for the team from Ohio to be quite competitive in the US Penal System Football championships next fall.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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