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Paris and Jenna Might Have Sex With You

 

Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton.

 

Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp."

 

Not to nitpick here, but don't you technically have to touch a vagina to be considered "not a virgin?" Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize.

 

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the AVN awards earlier this month:

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I know I may be in the minority here, but my God, Jenna looks disgusting. I wouldn't even want to be in the same room with her, I might get a hairpees on me...

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Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole.

 

Or like sticking your d1ck in a can of paint... :rolleyes:

 

Don't get me wrong, I'd eff 'em both, but I wouldn't brag about it. It would be in the same category as boasting to my friends that I kicked the crap out of a developmentaly challenged 1st grader that had been bound and doped up.

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http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/...e-sex-with.html

 

Paris and Jenna Might Have Sex With You

 

Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton.

 

Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp."

 

Not to nitpick here, but don't you technically have to touch a vagina to be considered "not a virgin?" Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize.

 

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the AVN awards earlier this month:

Jenna would be OK--she doesnt do guys a lot...so u may be able to generate a little friction there still.

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I'd hit'em both so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of england

 

 

No <_<! I'll take 'em if you folks won't.

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What's the difference between this and prostitution?

 

(((crickets chirping)))

Whats the difference between prostitution and porn? Whats the difference between prostitution and marrying for money? Whats the difference between this and a girl who targets an athlete than hits them with a suit? Prostitution is everywhere, why is it illegal? You cant save someone from themself. I am a liberatarian and beleive in freewill and freedom. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

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Whats the difference between prostitution and porn? Whats the difference between prostitution and marrying for money? Whats the difference between this and a girl who targets an athlete than hits them with a suit? Prostitution is everywhere, why is it illegal? You cant save someone from themself. I am a liberatarian and beleive in freewill and freedom. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

 

Prostitution and porn... porn's not illegal (generally, unless it involves children)

 

Prostitution and marrying for money... OK, you've got me there. <_<

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Jenna would be OK--she doesnt do guys a lot...so u may be able to generate a little friction there still.

 

I'm pretty sure Paris has been banged less than Jenna. I mean, she is one of the richest porn stars, she didn't make that money making documentaries.

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I'm pretty sure Paris has been banged less than Jenna. I mean, she is one of the richest porn stars, she didn't make that money making documentaries.

 

No, the *real* money is in merchandising! Jenna the Doll. Jenna the cereal. Jenna the original motion picture soundtrack.

 

Yogurt was on to something with that.

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No, the *real* money is in merchandising! Jenna the Doll. Jenna the cereal. Jenna the original motion picture soundtrack.

 

Yogurt was on to something with that.

 

Jenna has a cereal <_<

 

Motion picture soundtrack? Wtf. Is it of her moaning?

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Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize.

Is there data to support the fact that Paris has had more sex than most girls her age? Sapre me the sex tape garbage. Just because she was stupid enough to get recorded having sex...twice...doesn't mean she's banging 3 guys a day.

 

She's an heiress to a billionaire. She may be a skank but I can say with relative safety that she wouldn't partake in this competition.

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I might get a hairpees on me...

 

 

What the hell is a hairpees?

 

 

Not a fan of The Pink Panther movies I take it?

 

Sound it out dib, you're an old guy, you should figure it out...

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Not a fan of The Pink Panther movies I take it?

 

Sound it out dib, you're an old guy, you should figure it out...

 

 

ah, I thought it was a grossly misspelled attempt at herpes.

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