Tux of Borg Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/...e-sex-with.html Paris and Jenna Might Have Sex With You Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton. Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp." Not to nitpick here, but don't you technically have to touch a vagina to be considered "not a virgin?" Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize. Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the AVN awards earlier this month: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I know I may be in the minority here, but my God, Jenna looks disgusting. I wouldn't even want to be in the same room with her, I might get a hairpees on me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. Or like sticking your d1ck in a can of paint... Don't get me wrong, I'd eff 'em both, but I wouldn't brag about it. It would be in the same category as boasting to my friends that I kicked the crap out of a developmentaly challenged 1st grader that had been bound and doped up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/...e-sex-with.html Paris and Jenna Might Have Sex With You Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton. Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp." Not to nitpick here, but don't you technically have to touch a vagina to be considered "not a virgin?" Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize. Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the AVN awards earlier this month: Jenna would be OK--she doesnt do guys a lot...so u may be able to generate a little friction there still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbaboo Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I'd hit'em both so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of england Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 aponsored by various STD treatment entities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I'd hit'em both so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of england No ! I'll take 'em if you folks won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 What's the difference between this and prostitution? (((crickets chirping))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 What's the difference between this and prostitution? (((crickets chirping))) Whats the difference between prostitution and porn? Whats the difference between prostitution and marrying for money? Whats the difference between this and a girl who targets an athlete than hits them with a suit? Prostitution is everywhere, why is it illegal? You cant save someone from themself. I am a liberatarian and beleive in freewill and freedom. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Whats the difference between prostitution and porn? Whats the difference between prostitution and marrying for money? Whats the difference between this and a girl who targets an athlete than hits them with a suit? Prostitution is everywhere, why is it illegal? You cant save someone from themself. I am a liberatarian and beleive in freewill and freedom. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Prostitution and porn... porn's not illegal (generally, unless it involves children) Prostitution and marrying for money... OK, you've got me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Jenna would be OK--she doesnt do guys a lot...so u may be able to generate a little friction there still. I'm pretty sure Paris has been banged less than Jenna. I mean, she is one of the richest porn stars, she didn't make that money making documentaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I'm pretty sure Paris has been banged less than Jenna. I mean, she is one of the richest porn stars, she didn't make that money making documentaries. No, the *real* money is in merchandising! Jenna the Doll. Jenna the cereal. Jenna the original motion picture soundtrack. Yogurt was on to something with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 No, the *real* money is in merchandising! Jenna the Doll. Jenna the cereal. Jenna the original motion picture soundtrack. Yogurt was on to something with that. Jenna has a cereal Motion picture soundtrack? Wtf. Is it of her moaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Jenna has a cereal Motion picture soundtrack? Wtf. Is it of her moaning? It was a Spaceballs reference. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Spaceballs -Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize. Is there data to support the fact that Paris has had more sex than most girls her age? Sapre me the sex tape garbage. Just because she was stupid enough to get recorded having sex...twice...doesn't mean she's banging 3 guys a day. She's an heiress to a billionaire. She may be a skank but I can say with relative safety that she wouldn't partake in this competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I might get a hairpees on me... What the hell is a hairpees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I might get a hairpees on me... What the hell is a hairpees? Not a fan of The Pink Panther movies I take it? Sound it out dib, you're an old guy, you should figure it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I might get a hairpees on me... What the hell is a hairpees? Not hairpees. Hair piece. Do you have hair piece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Not a fan of The Pink Panther movies I take it? Sound it out dib, you're an old guy, you should figure it out... ah, I thought it was a grossly misspelled attempt at herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 are they going to strap a 2x4 on the ass of the winner to keep him from falling in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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