meazza Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writ...spot/index.html 1. Sex sells: Doesn't it always? One young woman calling herself "Miami bound girl" is offering what she coyly bills as "Indecent Proposal: a night with ME for SuperBowl Tickets." (OK, that's not really coy.) She says that she wants tickets to surprise her fiancé, and stresses that she is "not selling sex!" Then again, she adds hopefully: "Hell, if I am drunk enough ... and you are cute enough ... maybe we will hit it off and be romantic." Don't worry, fellas, there's a picture included. The only catch is that this has to be a "secret" because her fiancé "would be upset if he knew how I got the tickets." Don't worry, we'll keep this just between us. Who the hell would give up tickets to the superbowl for a date with a girl that may or may not be good looking, and as well might not even put out? What's even worse, she will get her tickets and not even put out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 We have a term for what this woman is trying to do: The World's Oldest Profession. (BTW, notice that the ad had been flagged by the Indianapolis Craig's List users.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I wonder if she'd give me a blow job for two tickets to the Ice Follies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 27, 2007 Author Share Posted January 27, 2007 I wonder if she'd give me a blow job for two tickets to the Ice Follies. I don't think any married girl can turn that down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I wonder if she'd give me a blow job for two tickets to the Ice Follies. That's only worth a hand job, and she gets to wear a glove while doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Need to see a pic of her before deciding if this is hillarious or disturbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicot Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writ...spot/index.html 1. Sex sells: Doesn't it always? One young woman calling herself "Miami bound girl" is offering what she coyly bills as "Indecent Proposal: a night with ME for SuperBowl Tickets." (OK, that's not really coy.) She says that she wants tickets to surprise her fiancé, and stresses that she is "not selling sex!" Then again, she adds hopefully: "Hell, if I am drunk enough ... and you are cute enough ... maybe we will hit it off and be romantic." Don't worry, fellas, there's a picture included. The only catch is that this has to be a "secret" because her fiancé "would be upset if he knew how I got the tickets." Don't worry, we'll keep this just between us. Who the hell would give up tickets to the superbowl for a date with a girl that may or may not be good looking, and as well might not even put out? What's even worse, she will get her tickets and not even put out. Her fiance would certainly be suprised if he found out how she managed to get those tickets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Anyone got a couple counterfeit tickets laying around? That would serve this chick right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Her fiance would certainly be suprised if he found out how she managed to get those tickets! What's funny is, this girl will probably get caught. I mean, if her husbands a football fan, chances are he checks out cnnsi.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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