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"Four pieces of bread, untoasted, and a bottle of water."

 

Waitress: What would you like with that Mr Jauron?

 

"It's Dick, and I'd like your sweet ass."

 

That's the Dick Jauron I like to think of.

 

 

Well done... I LOL at that one

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I could see it going like that- but from what I heard it went like this:

 

Waitress: Can I help you?

Dick: Do you have any white bread ma'am?

Waitress: Yeah.

Dick: I'll have some toasted white bread please.

Waitress: You want butter or jam on that, honey?

Dick: No ma'am, dry.

Waitress: Do you want anything to drink with that?

Dick: No ma'am.

 

 

love it, except I would modify it a bit

 

Waitress: Can I help you?

Dick: Do you have any white bread ma'am?

Waitress: Yeah.

Dick: I'll have a single slice of toasted white bread please, if it's too much trouble to toast it don't worry about it and no rush whatsoever ma'am.

Waitress: You want butter or jam on that, honey?

Dick: No ma'am, dry.

Waitress: Do you want anything to drink with that?

Dick: No ma'am.

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