smokinandjokin Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Some of these are old standby's, but there are a few funny ones, including an FSU shoutout to Ramius... COLLEGE FOOTBALL GUIDE (1) What does the average Michigan football player get on his SATs? .........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? .........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? .......Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch? ..........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend? .........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? .....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. (7) What are the longest three years of a Miami ( Florida ) football player's life? ..........His freshman year. (8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? ..........None. That's a sophomore course. (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? ......... Durham , North Carolina . He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner. AND FINALLY (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? ........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Nice! Loved the Tennessee one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Nice! Loved the Tennessee one. Then you would probably like to see some Tennessee Bird Dogs UT Bird Dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Damn them, attempting to use the same acronym and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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