The_Real Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Al Davis: "This isn't the first time I've sh-- my pants, someone get a napkin!!!" T_R
Mikie2times Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 What you've never seen an owner take a standing dump in a press conference?
SDS Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 "Good. Good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Kiffin. "
NavyBillsFan Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Hey buddy, quit smile'n and milk my prostate.....
/dev/null Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it! Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it! Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it! Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it!
bdelma Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 The new coach looks like KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show.
keepthefaith Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I eat schits like you for breakfast! And by the way, I've landed a role as a dead guy in "Pirates of the Caribbean III".
Blue Chipper Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 You really want to know what I think of small market teams?
Webster Guy Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 "Look, Ethel, the loons have returned again."
drnykterstein Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I eat schits like you for breakfast! No one has said it yet???? You eat Schit for breakfast?
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I eat schits like you for breakfast! "but you're definitely using the lube, right Doct....arrrggggggg!"
Cornerville Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Mr. Mortensen, stop telling me I should have hired Donohaue!!
Beerball Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I'm tellin you, you jackass it's spelled M-I-S-T-E-A-K and it's back baby!
crazyDingo Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 It was Nineteen-aught-two and the cherry blossoms were in bloom. We used to eat our belt buckles back then. The war was just a distant memory of the future. Who ARE all you people?! ALBATROSS!
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