Astrobot Posted October 11, 2004 Posted October 11, 2004 1. Repair your grill. It's been burned more than Jonas Jennings. 2. Get your costume ready. Make sure to cut the holes in the paper bag so that you can see the entire field (unlike Drew). 3. Remember to drop your blade height now that the cold weather's coming. You don't want to contend with snow mold next April when you could be watching Round 2 of the NFL Draft. 4. Check the chemicals in the hot tub. Invite the Swedish Hot Tub Team. Oh, and Travis Henry. 5. Insulate the crawl space over your living areas. It's going to be a cold cruel six months. Unless you're jayg in friggin' Hawaii. 6. Get a backup team. May I suggest a team on its way up a year or two ago--like the Bengals (1-3), the Titans (1-3), Chiefs (1-3), Carolina Panthers (1-3), or Tampa Bay (1-4). 7. Take up a hobby.
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