Buftex Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 After reading this article in last week's "Onion", Parcells "shocking retirement" should have been no shock at all! Enjoy! http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_..._hated_football Couple of the highlights: "Parcells explained that he developed his trademark style of possession-oriented, run-first, ball-control football in an effort to not spend too much time thinking about a game that he found "basically pretty freaking dumb." "The worst part of my success was that it meant if I wanted any kind of successful career, I had no choice but to spend my time dealing with really stellar guys like Drew Bledsoe, Lawrence Taylor, Keyshawn Johnson, and Terrell Owens," Parcells said in an effort to explain his often fractious relationship with most of his players. "Solid-gold citizens, football players. If they're not boring as hell, they're arrogant drug-crazed felons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 "You guys thought I was hard on them to make them better players," Parcells added, "but really I was hard on them because, except for Harry Carson and that one blond guy from the Giants, I hated every man who ever played for me very, very much." OMFG Hilarious. The Onion does it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 OMG, I urinated in my trousers. That was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 After reading this article in last week's "Onion", Parcells "shocking retirement" should have been no shock at all!Enjoy! http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_..._hated_football Couple of the highlights: "Parcells explained that he developed his trademark style of possession-oriented, run-first, ball-control football in an effort to not spend too much time thinking about a game that he found "basically pretty freaking dumb." "The worst part of my success was that it meant if I wanted any kind of successful career, I had no choice but to spend my time dealing with really stellar guys like Drew Bledsoe, Lawrence Taylor, Keyshawn Johnson, and Terrell Owens," Parcells said in an effort to explain his often fractious relationship with most of his players. "Solid-gold citizens, football players. If they're not boring as hell, they're arrogant drug-crazed felons." LOL!!! very very good stuff. The Onion comes thru as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Free Onion in Austin for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 After reading this article in last week's "Onion", Parcells "shocking retirement" should have been no shock at all!Enjoy! http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_..._hated_football Couple of the highlights: "Parcells explained that he developed his trademark style of possession-oriented, run-first, ball-control football in an effort to not spend too much time thinking about a game that he found "basically pretty freaking dumb." "The worst part of my success was that it meant if I wanted any kind of successful career, I had no choice but to spend my time dealing with really stellar guys like Drew Bledsoe, Lawrence Taylor, Keyshawn Johnson, and Terrell Owens," Parcells said in an effort to explain his often fractious relationship with most of his players. "Solid-gold citizens, football players. If they're not boring as hell, they're arrogant drug-crazed felons." Is that a real thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 "It's never too late to quit. Never. And sometimes it's the only right thing to do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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