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I would like to take this opportunity to defend Showgirls. For those of us who grew up watching Saved By the Bell, we singled handledly willed this movie into existence. We got what we wanted, and it was worth the price of admission.

 

I never once wished, "Please let Elizabeth Berkley be nominated for an Oscar for portraying a WWII nurse who falls in love with a German."

 

I prayed, "Please let Elizabeth Berkley do a trashy B movie where she gets naked."

Don't bash what you don't understand.

You seriously hoped to see Elizabeth Berkley do a porn? She was the last one in the cast I would want to see in a porn. My list would look something like this

 

1. Kelly

2. Kelly

3. Kelly

4. Kelly

5. Kelly

6. Kelly.....................................

 

99. Kelly

100. Lisa

101. Any other Female that did a guest spot (like the chick from 90210 who had the guest spot as Screeches girlfriend

102. Then Elizabeth Berkley, she just is not that hot

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According to Dr. Sue on "Talk Sex," doing it in a pool is really bad for a woman's reproductive health. The pumping action forces water into the fallopian tubes at high pressure. And this can lead to infection and other problems.

 

But that's not what I was thinking about as I was spanking off to it.

Your talking about Sue Johanson? The old woman who is on Letterman sometimes?

 

She used to do a Canadian show called the Sunday Night Sex Show where she would answer calls about sex. She had these weird looking dolls she would use to show things with. It was great for a good laugh listing to some peoples questions and problems. And I remember hearing someone call in with that exact same question

 

Come to think of it, Elizabeth Berkley gets knocked down another notch, #100 Now goes to Sue Johanson, she may be old and not that hot, but I bet she could do some wild stuff in the sack

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You seriously hoped to see Elizabeth Berkley do a porn? She was the last one in the cast I would want to see in a porn. My list would look something like this

 

1. Kelly

2. Kelly

3. Kelly

4. Kelly

5. Kelly

6. Kelly.....................................

 

99. Kelly

100. Lisa

101. Any other Female that did a guest spot (like the chick from 90210 who had the guest spot as Screeches girlfriend

102. Then Elizabeth Berkley, she just is not that hot

I think Slaters sister and GF from Germany should be on there....

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