aussiew Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she h as done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotStuckonStupid Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Good choice .......... Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 He should have married the prettiest one with the nicest body. You can always make the boobs bigger later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'm not ashamed to admit I love 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Just proves once again that men are very logical thinkers. Good one D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 Link? Sorry, can't seem to locate those Jamaica photos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs And this is bad because? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 what other choice was there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I probably would have taken the girl with the best legs, assuming they all have pretty faces. Then I'd ditch her as soon as Mandy and I hook up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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