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> > Actual writings on Hospital charts.

> >

> > 1. The patient refused autopsy.

> >

> > 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

> >

> > 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

> >

> > 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she

> > was very hot in bed last night.

> >

> > 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a

> > year

> >

> > 6 On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it

> > disappeared.

> >

> > 7 The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears

> > to

> > be depressed.

> >

> > 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in

> > 1993.

> >

> > 9. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

> >

> > 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert

> > but

> > forgetful.

> >

> > 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

> >

> > 12. She is numb from her toes down.

> >

> > 13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

> >

> > 14. The skin was moist and dry.

> >

> > 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

> >

> > 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

> >

> > 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (I bet that

> > hurt)

> >

> > 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,

> > until she got a divorce.

> >

> > 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for

> > physical therapy.

> >

> > 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

> >

> > 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

> >

> > 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

> >

> > 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

> >

> > 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

> >

> > 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

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