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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to produce "Survivor-Texas Style."

 

Contestants will start in Dallas, then drive to Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

 

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

 

I'm Gay

 

I Love the Dixie Chicks

 

Boycott Beef

 

I Voted for John Kerry

 

George Strait Sucks

 

Hillary in 2008

 

And I'm here to confiscate your gun.

 

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins

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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to produce "Survivor-Texas Style."

 

Contestants will start in Dallas, then drive to Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

 

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

 

I'm Gay

 

I Love the Dixie Chicks

 

Boycott Beef

 

I Voted for John Kerry

 

George Strait Sucks

 

Hillary in 2008

 

And I'm here to confiscate your gun.

 

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins

 

Well, as long as they look like the BOTD that have been posted recently Im sure they will make it back alive, albeit preggers, but alive none the less.

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