ieatcrayonz Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 and it says i'm pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 that would explain a lot seriously if a dude did test positive it would be a sign of cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 So why are you juicin' with hCG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Two brown stripes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 and it says i'm pregnant! You get pregnant from skid marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 and it says i'm pregnant! When are you expecting? We'd like to throw you a shower - a golden shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Two brown stripes? Good one, Sweetie!  P.S. I think we should throw him a baby shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 That is what happens when you are having unprotected sex with your buddy lee. You should have had oral sex . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 What Crayola color will the "little darling" be? Not that it matters of course... Â Â Burnt Sienna or Flesh** Â Â **Name voluntarily changed to "peach" in 1962, partially as a result of the U. S. Civil Rights Movement. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 crayonz can't even take care of a hamster let alone a baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 That is what happens when you are having unprotected sex with your buddy lee. You should have had oral sex . It wasn't with Lee it was with my tied for fifth cousin Brenda. We did another yesterday and one more today and both were negative. Weird. The only difference is we did these at her place. Why would that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 It wasn't with Lee it was with my tied for fifth cousin Brenda. We did another yesterday and one more today and both were negative. Weird. The only difference is we did these at her place. Why would that matter? try it away from the toilet seat . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 It wasn't with Lee it was with my tied for fifth cousin Brenda. We did another yesterday and one more today and both were negative. Weird. The only difference is we did these at her place. Why would that matter? You were having sex with your cousin? Splains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 You were having sex with your cousin? Splains a lot. She is my tied for fifth cousin so she is a distant relative. Â I hate to break it to you, but you probably have some cousins who are gypsies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 It wasn't with Lee it was with my tied for fifth cousin Brenda. We did another yesterday and one more today and both were negative. Weird. The only difference is we did these at her place. Why would that matter? Finally a question that I'm qualified to answer. Â You were at your Southern Hemisphere estate when you took the initial test; correct? Beautiful place man, I can never thank you enough for the invite. The shag carpeting on the walls does mute almost any sound, just like you said. Days and days of ...Sorry, I digress, good times man, good times. Â Back to the situation regarding your pregnancy...The test kits that you purchased at Right Aide on Vanuatu are constructed with negative polarity to account for the south of the equator location. The negative polarity is necessary to offset the counterclockwise flushing action. Trouble is a Vanuatu pregnancy kit isn't good at Brenda's place in Moosejaw. A guy like you should no better. Trying to save a buck by using a negative polarity kit in Moosejaw is about the dumest things you could do. When in Moosejaw you gotta use a positive polarity clockwise flush kit. Â Â Anyway, congratulations are in order! Your positive test on the negative polarity test is a true negative positive, while your negative tests on the negative polarity kits used above the equator is a false false. Â ANDthe fact that you got two false false negative positives means...you guessed it...siamese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 Finally a question that I'm qualified to answer. You were at your Southern Hemisphere estate when you took the initial test; correct? Beautiful place man, I can never thank you enough for the invite. The shag carpeting on the walls does mute almost any sound, just like you said. Days and days of ...Sorry, I digress, good times man, good times.  Back to the situation regarding your pregnancy...The test kits that you purchased at Right Aide on Vanuatu are constructed with negative polarity to account for the south of the equator location. The negative polarity is necessary to offset the counterclockwise flushing action. Trouble is a Vanuatu pregnancy kit isn't good at Brenda's place in Moosejaw. A guy like you should no better. Trying to save a buck by using a negative polarity kit in Moosejaw is about the dumest things you could do. When in Moosejaw you gotta use a positive polarity clockwise flush kit. Anyway, congratulations are in order! Your positive test on the negative polarity test is a true negative positive, while your negative tests on the negative polarity kits used above the equator is a false false.  ANDthe fact that you got two false false negative positives means...you guessed it...siamese! As much as I'd like to thank you for your analysis and will look into the data......I am FUMING over your lack of discretion in revealing trade secrets. We have discussed this over and over. You have potential and that is hard to find. I can't give up on you completely but I can tell you that with this latest transgression you will NEVER receive a light saver. Never.  What would make you post this information here? There are people all over trying to steal information from me. They follow me everywhere, including here. Take a look at the list of users on the TBD front page sometime. You'll notice that almost EVERY time I am active there is another dude called "Googlebot" also active. Do you think that is an accident? Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Finally a question that I'm qualified to answer. You were at your Southern Hemisphere estate when you took the initial test; correct? Beautiful place man, I can never thank you enough for the invite. The shag carpeting on the walls does mute almost any sound, just like you said. Days and days of ...Sorry, I digress, good times man, good times.  Back to the situation regarding your pregnancy...The test kits that you purchased at Right Aide on Vanuatu are constructed with negative polarity to account for the south of the equator location. The negative polarity is necessary to offset the counterclockwise flushing action. Trouble is a Vanuatu pregnancy kit isn't good at Brenda's place in Moosejaw. A guy like you should no better. Trying to save a buck by using a negative polarity kit in Moosejaw is about the dumest things you could do. When in Moosejaw you gotta use a positive polarity clockwise flush kit. Anyway, congratulations are in order! Your positive test on the negative polarity test is a true negative positive, while your negative tests on the negative polarity kits used above the equator is a false false.  ANDthe fact that you got two false false negative positives means...you guessed it...siamese! Good detectivem work. You couldp be just likem moron boyz someday. Maybe a simplerm answerp is viablem. Maybe one samplen had some gerbilq pee on itz and the otherm two didn'tq. Ever thinkq of thatm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Good detectivem work. You couldp be just likem moron boyz someday. Maybe a simplerm answerp is viablem. Maybe one samplen had some gerbilq pee on itz and the otherm two didn'tq. Ever thinkq of thatm? I know you don't have an electron microscope, so there's no way you even found your winkie much less were able to pee on the strip. Face it gerbil daddy's preggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 I know you don't have an electron microscope, so there's no way you even found your winkie much less were able to pee on the strip. Face it gerbil daddy's preggers. Silica enhacedm or not, I'mq hung like a chihuahuap and proud of it. Being hung like a chihuahua ism not so greatm for youz, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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